OK, not really.
Posted on 05/20/2007 5:55:26 PM PDT by Daffynition
TTIUWP.
Nominate the inventor for sainthood.
“Hey there beautiful, I see you’re wearing ‘f-me pumps’...”
“Not as far as you’re concerned, jerk!” (adjusts heels to flat)
Do women wear high heels to be taller, or do the spike heels serve some other purpose? If a flat-bottomed shoe that angled the feet were acceptable, such a thing could be accomplished to easily allow considerable variation in the heights of both the front and back.
OK, not really.
Ow. Just ow.
They looked like they were designed around Benito and Clara's time in the sun.
Leni
“Do women wear high heels to be taller, or do the spike heels serve some other purpose?”
Heh. How old are you, son? Yes, it makes them taller, and no, that’s not all high heels accomplish.
Germany's first 'Stiletto Run’
Shoppers on Germany's main street may have wondered if the summer sales had just started as a hundred girls in high heels sprinted down the Kurfurstendamm in Berlin. The girls were taking part in Germany's first 'Stiletto Run’ which may have looked glamorous but was torture for some of the 100 specially chosen participants.
"It really hurts, like running on coals," said Gabriella Lusa as she limped away from the finish line. "You have to try and keep your balance, it isn't like in trainers where you have stability, but you wobble about, it is all so unsteady, but if you train a bit it is ok," said the winner, Nadine Sonnabend. She had taped rubber strips to the bottom of her shoes.
The heels had to be proper stilettos, at least 7 cm high and a maximum of 1.5 cm wide. Overall dress and the shoes themselves were also part of the judges criteria, but for some the style value was still lacking. "It is a bit funny, I hadn't thought it would be so fast, but the style which counted for the race, not the speed, but it was soon over, I was surprised," said spectator Eric Michaelis. "It really hurts, like running on coals," said Gabriella Lusa as she limped away from the finish line. "You have to try and keep your balance, it isn't like in trainers where you have stability, but you wobble about, it is all so unsteady, but if you train a bit it is ok," said the winner, Nadine Sonnabend. She had taped rubber strips to the bottom of her shoes.
The heels had to be proper stilettos, at least 7 cm high and a maximum of 1.5 cm wide. Overall dress and the shoes themselves were also part of the judges criteria, but for some the style value was still lacking. "It is a bit funny, I hadn't thought it would be so fast, but the style which counted for the race, not the speed, but it was soon over, I was surprised," said spectator Eric Michaelis.
SICK!
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