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1 posted on 05/16/2007 6:16:28 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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Why won’t anyone shake my hand?


2 posted on 05/16/2007 6:17:26 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. -2 Cor 3:17)
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To: redstates4ever

Yep, I wipe with this one. Pretty clean today, huh?


3 posted on 05/16/2007 6:17:56 AM PDT by Bosco (Remember how you felt on September 11?)
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ping!


4 posted on 05/16/2007 6:18:08 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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“Hi. Just hangin’ out along with my dingleberries.”


5 posted on 05/16/2007 6:18:57 AM PDT by Thickman (Term limits are the answer.)
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“Sniff this!”


6 posted on 05/16/2007 6:19:21 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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This is how many Michael Moore can use.

7 posted on 05/16/2007 6:19:27 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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What’s that smell?.........


8 posted on 05/16/2007 6:23:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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Squeeze my hand, not the Charmin.


9 posted on 05/16/2007 6:25:22 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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sieg heil!


10 posted on 05/16/2007 6:28:12 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
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"Lance was just constantly...you know?
12 posted on 05/16/2007 6:30:46 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
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“Smells like skank...oh wait...that’s ME!”


13 posted on 05/16/2007 6:33:06 AM PDT by rlmorel (Liberals: If the Truth would help them, they would use it.)
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“I’m down to NO sheets for wiping!”


14 posted on 05/16/2007 6:36:06 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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She doesn’t even use any squares at all.


15 posted on 05/16/2007 6:39:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Crow's feat.)
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RUN/WALK
FOR WOMEN

Sorry, Sheryl, I wouldn't make a move for you.


17 posted on 05/16/2007 6:45:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (As the Crow flies.)
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“Owwwwwww...what’s that under my fingernails?”


18 posted on 05/16/2007 6:52:38 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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19 posted on 05/16/2007 6:53:27 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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To: redstates4ever; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside

“Sorry, I don’t have a square to spare!”


20 posted on 05/16/2007 6:54:44 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
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I just coat this hand with ScotchGuard, no big deal.


22 posted on 05/16/2007 6:58:30 AM PDT by Sax
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Birds of a feather....

23 posted on 05/16/2007 6:58:56 AM PDT by r9etb
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“One sheet only, Vasily.”


24 posted on 05/16/2007 6:59:11 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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