PING!
And all of them were Bush's fault...
Did they have speedometers? Radar? How did they know how fast they were going?
The above well may not have changed. : )
The rest is amazing. I can't imagine washing my hair once a month. Mine looks horrible if I let it go two days! : )
OK..... IN THE YEAR 2107
The average life expectancy in the U.S. is 147 years old. The last 80 are spent bitching about why death is taking so long!
Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. have a bathtub, because Enviormentalists outlaw use of water for bathing.
Only 2 percent of the homes had a telephone. Everyone has a the new 666 Telepathy IPOD Chip from Apple implanted.
A three-minute call from Denver to New York City Cost can't be made since New York sunk under water, as prophisized by The Great Prophet Gore. All Hail His Inconvenience!!!
There no cars in the US. Enviormentalists take Rush's 'Red Barcetta" Song Waaaay too seriously!
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph...because you have to use a bike.
Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee people are more heavy than Californians, due to the Tofu Famine of 2054.
With a mere 91.4 million people, California is the most populated state of Mexico!
The average wage in the U.S. is $9,075 per hour, thanks to the perminatatly embalmed and bastard that will not die, Ted Kennedy!
The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per second....and spend most of it surfing the internet
More than 95 percent of all births of the U.S. take place in Mexico!
Ninety percent of all U.S. Doctors have NO COLLEGE EDUCATIONthanks to indoctrantation by liberals on how people should not be saved since they are a crushing burden on the ecosystem. Instead they learn to process them into Solient Green!
Solient Green cost $40 per a pound at Great Wal of Mart!
Eggs are outlawed due to high colestorol and evolution killing them off for not deciding the great "which came first" debate!
Coffee is outlawed due to caffene stimulent and no one wants de-caf.
Most women only waa their heads once a week since hair is now determined to be racist by President Jesse 'Illigitimate Nappy Boy' Jackson the 9th.
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from Entering into their country for any reason....unless they had really good weed!
Five leading causes of death in the U.S. are: 1. Cancer of the soul 2. Cancer of the groin 3. Cancer of the mind 4. Cancer of the eyes 5. Bird flu
The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Califonia and Navada were readmitted admitted to the Union of Mexico by eminate domain, for Tax purposes.
The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30....thanks in part to the fatal disease that wiped out the entire population. No one knows what it was or wwhat caused it, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea all outlawed as too intellectual, too stimulating and too much water used .
There are no Mother's Day or Father's Day, because there are no mothers and fathers, thanks to cloning.
Ten out of every 2 U.S. Adults couldn't read or write or do math.
Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school....the rest are educated from the Internet where they can learn something
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine are all available over The counter at the local corner drugstores....and now in chewable Flintstone brands!
There were about 230 reported Murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.....a second!
IT STAGGERS THE MIND !!
Uh, Oklahoma here...
We became a state in 1907 and we're whooping it up BIGTIME this year!
How much was postage?
The bums are hiking it to 41 cents tommorrow.
Share the following with All your friends, family and household robots...
SOME FACTS FROM THE YEAR 2007
The average life expectancy in the U.S. Was just 78 years old. That's right, many people old enough to remember living in that year had no idea they'd still be around today!
Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had more than three computers. And they were extremely slow back then, the fastest of which had a clock speed of just 4GHz!
Only 3 percent of the households had an airplane - and those that did had to travel to an "AIRPORT" to use them!
An airplane flight from Denver to New York City lasted over THREE HOURS!
There were only 8,000 cars robots the U.S., and only 144 of them could understand spoken language.
The maximum speed limit in most areas was 65 mph.
California, Texas and Florida were all more populous than Montana and Alberta.
With a mere 515,000 people, Wyoming was the least populous state in the union (only 50 states at the time).
The tallest building in the world was the Petronas Twin Towers in Malaysia!
More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place in HOSPITALS.
High Fructose Corn Syrup was still legal and used as substitute for sugar in nearly all processed foods (no wonder life expectancy was just 78 years!)
People still thought eggs were bad for you.
Coffee was still mostly served in shops and people had to stand in line and pay for it.
Most women still applied their own cosmetics and washed themselves every day, sometimes taking more than an hour each day to do so.
United States allowed millions of Mexicans (Mexico was still it's own country then) to cross its borders illegally and work there.
Five leading causes of death in the U.S. Were: 1. Heart Disease 2. Cancer 3. Strokes 4. Diabetes 5. Accidents (in fact over 55,000 Americans died each year in automobile accidents alone!)
The American flag had just 50 stars. The Canadian Provinces, Mexico, Central America, Cuba and Puerto Rico still hadn't been admitted to the Union yet.
The population of Casper, Wyoming was only 50,000!!!! (Bet you wish you could go back 100 years and buy some real estate there!)
Skycars, household robot servants, virtual reality vacations and regenerating organs and body parts hadn't been invented yet.
If you wanted to see a movie, read a book, listen to some music or just look something up, you had to actually go and obtain these things separately.
There was no V-T Day. The war on terror was only in its beginning phase and would rage on for 15 more years.
Two out of every 10 U.S. Adults couldn't write even a simple line of code.
Alcohol, Tobacco and Marijuana were still put through the body wreaking all sorts of health problems. The ability to remove these substances from the body after achieving the desired effect was still decades away.
Weapons control (back then primarily firearms) still prohibited most Americans from protecting themselves and as a result, thousands of law-abiding Americans were killed each and every year!
So as you can see, life back in 2007 (just 100 years ago) was barbaric and prehistoric.
Just Try to imagine..... What it may be like .... In another 100 years !!!!!!! IT STAGGERS THE MIND !!
I edit both those for spelling and sent them out as a before/after emailing to my friends.
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over The counter at the local corner drugstores
I question the marijuana being available at the local drugstore. At the ROPES-R-US outlet perhaps, but not at the drug store
- George W. Bush was President. Now regarded as one of the most brilliant presidents of all time, he was lambasted in the press on a regular basis. The press actually claimed that the Iraq war was unnecessary!
- One of the major political parties of the time, the “democrats” (roughly equivalent to today’s Marxist party) was lead by Nancy Pelosi, which is where the term “pelosify” came from (meaning: to destroy an organization by forming a subgroup and ignoring the rules or standards of the main group).
- People thought that carbon dioxide was a pollutant!
- Homosexuality was thought by many to be untreatable. Some people even sought to preserve homosexuality!
- Francostan was known as “France” and Muslims made up only 12% of its population.