OK..... IN THE YEAR 2107
The average life expectancy in the U.S. is 147 years old. The last 80 are spent bitching about why death is taking so long!
Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. have a bathtub, because Enviormentalists outlaw use of water for bathing.
Only 2 percent of the homes had a telephone. Everyone has a the new 666 Telepathy IPOD Chip from Apple implanted.
A three-minute call from Denver to New York City Cost can't be made since New York sunk under water, as prophisized by The Great Prophet Gore. All Hail His Inconvenience!!!
There no cars in the US. Enviormentalists take Rush's 'Red Barcetta" Song Waaaay too seriously!
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph...because you have to use a bike.
Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee people are more heavy than Californians, due to the Tofu Famine of 2054.
With a mere 91.4 million people, California is the most populated state of Mexico!
The average wage in the U.S. is $9,075 per hour, thanks to the perminatatly embalmed and bastard that will not die, Ted Kennedy!
The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per second....and spend most of it surfing the internet
More than 95 percent of all births of the U.S. take place in Mexico!
Ninety percent of all U.S. Doctors have NO COLLEGE EDUCATIONthanks to indoctrantation by liberals on how people should not be saved since they are a crushing burden on the ecosystem. Instead they learn to process them into Solient Green!
Solient Green cost $40 per a pound at Great Wal of Mart!
Eggs are outlawed due to high colestorol and evolution killing them off for not deciding the great "which came first" debate!
Coffee is outlawed due to caffene stimulent and no one wants de-caf.
Most women only waa their heads once a week since hair is now determined to be racist by President Jesse 'Illigitimate Nappy Boy' Jackson the 9th.
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from Entering into their country for any reason....unless they had really good weed!
Five leading causes of death in the U.S. are: 1. Cancer of the soul 2. Cancer of the groin 3. Cancer of the mind 4. Cancer of the eyes 5. Bird flu
The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Califonia and Navada were readmitted admitted to the Union of Mexico by eminate domain, for Tax purposes.
The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30....thanks in part to the fatal disease that wiped out the entire population. No one knows what it was or wwhat caused it, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea all outlawed as too intellectual, too stimulating and too much water used .
There are no Mother's Day or Father's Day, because there are no mothers and fathers, thanks to cloning.
Ten out of every 2 U.S. Adults couldn't read or write or do math.
Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school....the rest are educated from the Internet where they can learn something
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine are all available over The counter at the local corner drugstores....and now in chewable Flintstone brands!
There were about 230 reported Murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.....a second!
IT STAGGERS THE MIND !!
The Zager and Evans song "In The Year 2525" has been banned for being too close to the projections of contemporary futurists!
Excellent!
...and the toilet paper... by 2107 no one will be allowed to use toilet paper...