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Wife feeds dog poo to husband [unhappy wife fed her husband dog excrement in a curry]
news.com.au ^
| 05-02-2007
| staff writer
Posted on 05/02/2007 6:49:41 AM PDT by bedolido
AN unhappy wife fed her husband dog excrement in a curry, the BBC has reported.
Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty in a Scottish court to culpable and reckless conduct against her ex-husband Donald Martin.
The court heard that Martin served the dinner to her husband and started laughing as he began to eat it.
At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement , the BBC reported.
Martin's defence lawyer Terry Gallanagh compared the case to "an episode of Desperate Housewives", and said that at the time of the curry incident, the couple's 21-year marriage "had hit an all time low".
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TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dog; ecoli; foodpoisoning; husband; poo; savethemales; spouseabuse; wife
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posted on
05/02/2007 6:49:45 AM PDT
by
bedolido
To: bedolido
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posted on
05/02/2007 6:52:13 AM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan)
To: SittinYonder
Of course, she didn’t feed him the ground up bodies of his parents in a chilli, so I guess there’s that.
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posted on
05/02/2007 6:53:19 AM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan)
To: bedolido
dog poo curry prolly tastes better than my monster in laws cooking
4
posted on
05/02/2007 6:57:01 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
To: Millee
Dog poo in the curry ... thought you should know about this.
5
posted on
05/02/2007 7:23:11 AM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan)
To: SittinYonder
You’ve heard about my cooking, huh? ;o)
6
posted on
05/02/2007 7:27:20 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: bedolido; Millee
“Honey, this curry tastes like...”
7
posted on
05/02/2007 7:29:47 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
To: bedolido
at the time of the curry incident, the couple's 21-year marriage "had hit an all time low".Yeah, I think it's fair to say that the honeymoon is over.
To: JRios1968
"NO honey DON'T TOUCH!!!! That's Daddys dinner."
9
posted on
05/02/2007 7:39:16 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Millee
10
posted on
05/02/2007 7:40:36 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
To: JRios1968
“Honey, this curry tastes like...” Now that's funny, Gitter done!
11
posted on
05/02/2007 7:42:33 AM PDT
by
strange1
("Show the enemy harm so he shall not advance" Sun Tzu The Art of War)
To: bedolido
***scratches head***
The backyard sure does look nice...
***makes note to self to order out for dinner***
12
posted on
05/02/2007 7:43:59 AM PDT
by
strange1
("Show the enemy harm so he shall not advance" Sun Tzu The Art of War)
To: bedolido
She could have solved this in a much more civilized manner if it was only the way he kept leaving the loo seat up.
To: bedolido
She went heavy on the Arkansas Steamer Beans.
14
posted on
05/02/2007 9:29:16 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: bedolido
Lucky thing he didn’t step in it.
15
posted on
05/02/2007 9:29:24 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(Scratch a progressive, find a misanthrope.)
To: bedolido; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
None for me, thanks.
16
posted on
05/02/2007 10:46:14 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
To: bedolido
Poor guy...bet he’ll never look at a Pu-Pu Platter the same way again.
17
posted on
05/02/2007 11:28:00 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: tubebender; SouthTexas; NYTexan; don-o; Pete-R-Bilt
So what’ll it be... the steamed okra, or the yard flounder curry?
18
posted on
05/02/2007 12:05:29 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(crazy mutant desert guy)
To: bedolido
If they are referring to my wife’s meatloaf,I am deeply offended!Thankfully the wife does not read this or I may be the next ingredient in the next batch!!!
19
posted on
05/02/2007 12:09:37 PM PDT
by
xarmydog
To: bedolido
Ironically, the curry tasted better than her usual fare.
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posted on
05/02/2007 12:11:09 PM PDT
by
exile
("Is Barney Frank gay or retarded?" - IMAO)
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