[JRios1968]

Someone picked up Eddie's prosthetic eye and, "Flushed it down the toilet," says Nate Mullin. The toilet! "Which is like 'wow, how do you do that?'"

Bet he didn't see that one coming...

[Publius6961]

Some people with great imagination and lots of free time (and no job), make it their life's work to make up "cute" and inspirational" stories like this one.
The internet is the garbage can for all these doofuses.
They "mean" well.

Unless I read this in known news sources, with names and places and dates, I am assuming this is just another one of those.

[Slings and Arrows]

“Would I? Would I?”

“Hare lip! Hare lip!”

[Admit it - you were thinking it.]

[martin_fierro]

The 43-year-old former addict took it out one day, and put it on a table to make a dramatic point.
He shouted: "This is what crack/cocaine does to you!"

Don't do Crack(s).

[xJones]

I don't quite get it, and I'm trying so hard to be nice.

He removed his glass eyeball, put it on a table, somebody picked it up and ran off to the bathroom with it? He wasn't yelling, "Hey, stop, gimme my eye back!"? "You've got my eye on you!"

[Oberon]

He should get the ball out of a pinball machine and REALLY freak people out!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

The 43-year-old former addict took it out one day, and put it on a table to make a dramatic point.

He shouted: "This is what crack/cocaine does to you!"

Makes you take your eye out and leave it rolling around on a table?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

It was you, wasn’t it?

[caver]

I’ve seen eyeballs for 25 cents in the bubble gum machine.

[HOTTIEBOY]

I have an idea.

Get a job, earn money, buy yourself a new eye and stop blaming everyone else but yourself for your troubles and stop begging for people to help you.

[Sopater]

If he hurries, he can get an atique German one pretty cheap on Ebay