[Slip18]

RULES: You must use the WFTD in a sentence for an A. For a + after your “A,” you must bring in a link of the word usage or something funny, a poem or some prose that will elucidate the word for us.

If you need to know how to link, come to the Subbie’s desk in the front of the class.

[Slip18]

Goodliest mornings to all y’alls!

[NicknamedBob]

Good Morning!

Bastions are exemplars,
They make a salient point.
In the citadel of self-defense,
They're the big toes of the joint.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

How is it possible that Rosie O’Donut, that bastion of intelligence, is still on the air? Intellectually, I don’t want to appear to be a snob; it isn’t becoming. But I cannot figure out how a bi snot like O'Donnell obtains a daily forum on television. This ugly bat is on every day!

She is a well-known hard leftist, but it is not bias that I’m complaining about. I don’t even care about the fact that she is disgusting to look at, having turned her abs into a giant jelly roll. (Hey, Rosie—lay off the high-calorie Coke. Tab is on the grocer’s shelf, too.) If there is a conservative on the show, she baits, on and on, with the latest moonbat theory. Isn’t there an anti-SOB rule on ABC?

I stab no one in the back, as a rule, but Rosie deserves it. While I was studying and learning facts, she was busy imitating a bison at lunch, grazing in the fields, looking for oat bins or stacks of hay. Please, “The View” and “The Ugly View” need obits. And I mean now!

[VRWCmember]

Free Silly, You Bastions!

[VRWCmember]

ABC, that bastion of journalistic integrity continues its standard practice of misrepresenting the results of its own polls: Poll Finds Twice as Many Blame Culture as Guns, But ABC Spikes It.

[pissant]

Where has that bastion of wit and good sense been? Of course, I’m referring to Argh.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Yesterday Hildabeast in a speech announced that on her first day as President she would clean under the Oval Office carpet to remove the hidden sins of the Bush Administration. Unfortunately Hildabeast, who is a true bastion of stupidity and arrogance had the unintended consequence of reminding people of her husband’s stain producing escapades.

[StarCMC]

Is this thread open for new posters, or just a bastion of peace for longtimers? :-)

Seriously - is there a ping list? I just clicked here from the front page.

[Texan5]

Home from work, cooking beef barley soup and I’ve got a ;oaf of rye bread rising in the oven-it is 71 and rain is predicted all night ahead of yet another cold front-I guess I shouldn’t have cleaned out the fireplace and wood stove over the weekend-

I realize Rudy is from New York-
A bastion of liberal thinking
But when he changes his spots
I really wonder what he is drinking

In California he’s for marriage
Between homosexual lovers
But in red states he says
Only heterosexuals under the covers

Likewise is he on abortion
His view depends on the place-
Maybe he’s schizophrenic
Or afraid of loosing the race

[MoochPooch]

Only on the FReep, that bastion of bawdy sit, can I find such articles about the man at the London restaurant.