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Dutch escort agency to service geek virgins
The Register ^ | 20 April 2007 | Lester Haines

Posted on 04/20/2007 12:02:52 PM PDT by Fractal Trader

God alone knows it's going to be difficult, but we promise we will keep an absolutely straight face as we report that Dutch escort agency Society Service has set up a special service for geek virgins looking for that elusive first sexual encounter.

Sociology student Zoe Vialet set up the agency last year, Ananova reports, and admits she's had "a lot of demand from virgins" - most of them from the IT sector. She explained to De Telegraaf: "They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared."

Zoe has a crack team of five girls "specially trained" to pop geeks' cherries. However, those readers tempted to avail themselves of their charms are warned it's not just a case of stump up the cash, insert your floppy in the drive, eject and then off for a pizza.

Au contraire, you'll be expected to hone your skills over a extended period, as Vialet insisted: "Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body. When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."

And just in case you thought you might just try and get a real squeeze for a bit of mutual body-exploration, think again. Vialet warned: "You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience. Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin."


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To: NathanR

I just found a box of 8” floppy disks tucked away in an old cabinet at work. I’m waiting patiently for the next person to ask me for a floppy.


21 posted on 04/20/2007 5:02:05 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Fractal Trader; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
As usual, it's all about the Pentiums.


22 posted on 04/20/2007 8:27:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
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To: JRios1968; martin_fierro; stephenjohnbanker; darkangel82

The Gang ping...8^)


23 posted on 04/20/2007 8:28:29 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: Rummyfan

IDE or SATA? 8^)


24 posted on 04/20/2007 8:29:48 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; JRios1968; All

“They mean it very well but are very scared.” “

I’m so skeered!

Dear Miss Fox.......I am a 53 year old virgin who is afraid of my own shadow. I have 12 grand......can you please send over two foxes for the entire weekend??


25 posted on 04/20/2007 8:33:59 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

ROTFLMAO!!

(nicely done)...


26 posted on 04/20/2007 8:35:10 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

: )


27 posted on 04/20/2007 8:44:26 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; JRios1968

Now the question is, where do us dudes sign up (LOL) 8^)


28 posted on 04/20/2007 8:49:09 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: Dumpster Baby

29 posted on 04/20/2007 8:58:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; JRios1968

P S

Miss Fox

No need for the “foxes” to bring any stuff.

I have a 55 gallon drum of Viagara, and a 36 count box of condoms

signed

Skeered


30 posted on 04/20/2007 8:58:39 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; stephenjohnbanker

I think I am out of that...I am still a geek, but my kids were made...well...you know...


31 posted on 04/20/2007 8:59:06 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
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To: JRios1968

Good point...


32 posted on 04/20/2007 8:59:56 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Nah, just flaming...8^)


33 posted on 04/20/2007 9:02:04 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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34 posted on 04/20/2007 9:04:51 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
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To: Fractal Trader

geek virgin - n. freshly hired carny man who has not yet bitten the head off a chicken


35 posted on 04/20/2007 9:05:18 PM PDT by XEHRpa
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To: JRios1968
LOL


36 posted on 04/20/2007 9:06:05 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: Dumpster Baby

THAT’S. JUST. WRONG.


37 posted on 04/20/2007 9:06:25 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: JRios1968

: )


38 posted on 04/20/2007 9:06:39 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: JRios1968

LOL!


39 posted on 04/20/2007 9:07:20 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

40 posted on 04/20/2007 9:09:32 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
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