[GQuagmire]

Mr Sun, from Beijing, says two-year-old Agui says his name when he gets frightened.

"Last year I was helping him take a bath, and he was scared of the water. After couple of 'miaow's, I heard a clear 'Agui'," he told the Star Daily.

"At first I doubted what I was hearing, but he kept calling his name, very clearly, and sounding like a child."

Mr Sun says that from then on, Agui has said his own name whenever he is frightened.

"At bath time, when he gets a shot from the vet, or gets scared playing outside, he cries out, 'Agui'," he added.

The Fangzhuang Pet Hospital has filmed Agui saying his name when Mr Sun pretended to give him a bath.

A hospital spokesman said repeatedly hearing his own name would have made an impression on Agui which comes out under stress.

"If the owner can give him systematic training, the cat should be able to speak more Chinese," a spokesman claimed.

[Frank_Discussion]

Bush's Fault.

[SolidWood]

My cat's name is "Meow". Trust me, she can say her own name!

[eastsider]

"If the owner can give him systematic training, the cat should be able to speak more Chinese," a spokesman claimed.

Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao
Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao
Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao ...

[isthisnickcool]

Wow! My cat can do the same thing! Mt cat's name is Me-ow!

[ElectricStrawberry]

Gee....MY cat goes from its normal "moooooooow" (no "e", rhymes with cow).....to "nnnnn-GOWwwwwwwww" when it's hungry.

Must be sayin' something....

[kinoxi]

A hospital spokesman said repeatedly hearing his own name would have made an impression on Agui which comes out under stress. "If the owner can give him systematic training, the cat should be able to speak more Chinese," a spokesman claimed.

I know a cat who thinks he's chairman mao.

[BigSkyFreeper]

My cat has learned there is no "me" in "meow", and when he wants my attention, and he usually gets it, by howling "ow!".

[Publius6961]

My cat stands on my chest every morning, gets in my face and says,

FEED ME!

I thought all cats did that.

[Thombo2]

If i tried to give my cat a bath,he'd shred my arms with those cute little claws of his.

[Fawn]

Where's the video? How did this guy make the papers without proof?

[Red Badger]

My dog can answer questions:

1. What's on the top of the house?
2. What does sandpaper feel like?
3. Who was the greatest basball player of all time?

.......

[Levante]

"Last year I was helping him take a bath, and he was scared of the water. After couple of 'miaow's, I heard a clear 'Agui'," he told the Star Daily.

Mr. Sun is mistaken. Agui is actually a Mexican cat, in China simply doing the mousecatching Chinese cats are too lazy to do, and he was saying "AGUA". ;)

[Constitution Day]

Truly a sign that evil is afoot in the world.

The end times are upon us!

[RockinRight]

Is his name "meow?"

[mewzilla]

Here's a link with video and audio, scroll down a bit for the Youtube link...

Cat Says His Own Name When Frightened

He says it...

[Veeram]

What we really need is a jackass who can say democrat !

[Slings and Arrows]

More talking cats.

[Larry Lucido]

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scount. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scount, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

[dforest]

Our cat, Miss Betty, says my husbands name "JOHN". She won't be outdone.

[ElkGroveDan]

My cat can imitate a deflating tire when he's really mad.