[Publius6961]

My cat stands on my chest every morning, gets in my face and says,

FEED ME!

I thought all cats did that.

[bmwcyle]

Yes they do.

[alarm rider]

Yours just stands on you chest?

Ours not only stand on my chest, but starts slapping me awake. I think I heard the larger male say, WAKE UP YOU SLACKER, GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND HAUL IT DOWNSTAIRS, YOU THINK WE HAVE ALL DAY!!!!