If i tried to give my cat a bath,he'd shred my arms with those cute little claws of his.
I tried to give my cat a bath too. He seemed to enjoy it, but not me. Cat hair on your tongue = yucky.
Ditto.
Not to mention the fangs that stick out below its lip.
If I gave it some Feline Growth Hormone, I'd have a freakin' Sabertooth Tiger walking around the house...