Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Conditions:
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It's shows like the Oscars that helped Democrats win Congress last year.
Tell me when it's safe to de-mute. Algores voice gives me hives. Did anyone time the ovation?? Are women (and some men) swooning in the aisles??
OMG .. did you see the way those stars were all looking at Gore ... like he was a god or something
WOW .. those people are in some HUGE trouble if they think Gore will lead them anywhere LOLOLOL!!
Have you finished hurling yet??
It's a pretty big loophole.
Clint's on...hurry on back!
I'm not sure Eastwood has class any more...if he ever did.
...not after the movie he made glorifying the Japs in WWII.
HAS ANYONE SEEN "Reel Politics: If Hollywood Ran America" on Fox? It's great, and so funny
A lot of nods an stuff from the audience, but they didn't exactly go wild.
I bet there were several fake smiles in the audience as she walked up to the stage.
Al Gore: "...it's a moral issue" there's the key phrase right there. Gives credence to those that say that "environmentalism is a religion" to some people.
Hollywood wouldn't have a clue what Christianity is if it witnessed Christ to them.
It doesn't glorify the Japs as most Freepers who have actually seen it keep saying again and again.
I don't want outted anybody here he is flameing GAYYYY ROFL
Okay, then I'm mad. I don't like Clooney any more.
Oh, wait, I never liked him.
Yes, I do agree he fu**ed up on glorifying the Japs.
Ennio Morricone--love the soundtrack from The Mission.
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