Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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I remember Mickey Rourke from "The Year of the Dragon". Definitely not in "The Godfather" or "Goodfellas" league, but a good gangster flick.
algore heading to the stage......belch
Hi Jonny. Thanks for the ping. Congrats to Jennifer. Haven't seen the movie, but I'm sure her Oscar was well deserved. I keep thinking back to how Simon would always put down AI constestants who sounded "too Broadway." I never understood that about him. He'd better not try put any claims on Jennifer now, because he didn't like her much in that AI season. For him it was Fantasia all the way.
'President' Gore will accept the award!!!
Throw up time.
Hope you had a bucket handy.
Spotted too anti-Christian/anti-Catholic documentaries so far. Oh and an anti-Iraq war flick.
Al Gore wins--predictably. He waddles up to the stage.
WTf they say Hurricane Katrina was from Global Warming?
I was thinking more like this couple
OH SHOCKER ... Al Gore's movie won
Raise your hand if you didn't see that coming
Of course he is. Al is Hollyweird's darling.
this guy's gonna cry
The inconvenient truth is Gore is full of it...and so is his move.
The guy says he was told by his father to make great movies...too bad he didn't listen to his father.
algoe,wins it. Who's surprised?
Love fest, but not as enthusiastic as I expected. Polite applause.
I actually find it quite funny. It's so predictable and pathetic.
Enjoy it, Al. This is the only thing you'll ever win.
OMG, just OMG! ROFL!
Gore, followed by class....Clint Eastwood.
That was the best comedy of the night!
They were so inspired by Al Gore that they all jumped in their private jets, SUVs and limos and drove or flew to the Oscars.
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