Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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Wonderful! Didn't Jennifer Hudson "come out of nowhere"? Meaning she's not really a professional actress?
I loved "Suicide Kings"! Very dark comedy with Walken tied to a chair with a finger cut off, but playing cards with his kidnappers while Leary kicks ass trying to find him.
"Ira, you're the man..."
Very off the track movie, but worth watching...
I'm just thrilled to see an actress win that doesnt vomit after each meal!
:-)
The little bit that I caught surfing actually upset me a bit. The violence was too gratuitous...since it was a based on a comic book...it was over-the-top imo.
He's 5' 11" - that's tall to me, I'm only 5' 2"
'Little Children' was excellent.
Maybe they can start a category...Actress that doesn't purge after most meals award.
'S why I own it. ;-) Kind of a cheesy movie, but...it has nice visuals.
He sold himself as a male sex symbol because he's nothing but a B actor
can I just say that this interpretive dance stuff is gayer than Sanjaya. LOL!
Awww, you're gonna make him cry again ...
LOL!
You are way over-sensitive, just like me.
My antenna is always out for any anti-Bush or anti-conservative stuff, bug I didn't get that.
In fact, I didn't get his drinking joke at all, did anybody?
Haven't seen it. But I remember Hudson from American Idol. She was a genuine sweetheart... or at least that's how she came across after editing and stuff.
HOs are for people who have never won but have had a great career. Most of them go to people who are up in age and may die before they win a real one.
Yes, this is Jennifer Hudson's first acting job.
Stop being a race-card jerk.
Food break... BRB.
That's what his offical bio says...quite a self smitten insecurity blanket he is.
he's really 5'8"
The fight over the remote control?
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