Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. | ![]() |
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. | ![]() |
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5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. | ![]() |
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. | ![]() |
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3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. | ![]() |
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | ![]()
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
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I think the drinking dig was aimed at President Bush. At least that's the way I took it.
Wahoooooo! Take that American Idol. Hudson wins!
Figures he'd make a crack about AlGore running for president. Idiot.
Oh, I'm glad Jennifer won!
Jennifer Hudson is stealing Halle Berry's schtick. This isn't the 1950s anymore people!
Hope this gal thanks Halle Berry. She wouldn't be up there unless Berry had paved the way.
Did you see "Sin City"? What can I say? He was extraordinary.
No worries.
The Amen-Ra line of clothing and accessories was shut down a long time ago.
A smattering of applause.
You know those other nominees hate her right now.
Will she thank Simon?
I hope she thanks AI.
AI......what will Simon say...lol
One second apart!
best supporting actress from Dream Girl...very emotional...she probably deserves it, I didn't see the movie.
Thanks God twice!
Good...seems deserved.
Oh, I'll agree with you there. First time I saw him was in Reign of Fire...fairly minor part, really, but I said "Who is THAT???"
Love that voice, too. Mmm...
Have you seen the trailer for Butler's new movie "300".
Her first acting gig and she gets an Oscar.
LOL....I used to think he was pretty.....
Is Dreamgirls a good movie??
I know my men...and Clooney is appreciated by his mommy--that's about it.
Plus he's short.
LMAO....did you see her leave the stage....she completely ignored Looney Clooney
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