Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. | ![]() |
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. | ![]() |
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5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. | ![]() |
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. | ![]() |
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3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. | ![]() |
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | ![]()
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
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Gwynneth Paltrow, as gorgeous as she is, can go to Hell. She's almost as bad as an elected RAT...
I'll watch Departed when it comes to one of the premium channels. I don't usually rent DVDs or go to the movies, and I'm watching the Oscars on HDTV too. I'm not used to watching live programming. I usually record everything and fast forward through the commercials.
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It most likely will not be in widescreen. Therefore the picture will be cut off. It will be in a pan and scan format. In other words foolscreen.
There are only a few channels that I know of that broadcast movies in their original aspect ratio. One of them is Turner Classic Movies.
Oh....Germany has a wife....I was looking for the Gaydar.
I'm not liking Ellen....Thank God
I never liked him - too grungy and weird.
I'd love to but ...I'm too busy correcting homework, watching clips on TV and responding to my husband's snide remarks about hollyweird while typing here to the experts extraordinaire.
And then I wrote: Teeeeheheheeehehee
I HATE that Clooney is so gorgeous.
UGH... George Clooney...
BARF--Clooney. Close-up of Gore applauding and giggling.
Grungy? yes. weird? sometimes Talented? Yes!
Screw you George Clooney.
Dontcha just love a leftie love fest.
Clooney says he's not running.
Don't know if he means himself or algore.
Is anyone else not attracted to Clooney? I don't get his appeal.
I read that he was very difficult to work with. I recall an interview in Playboy...I just read the articles of course....where he intimated that he took somebody's life.
The Pope of Greenwich Village was a masterpiece for him.
Desperate Hours. too.
He should have had Bruce Willis' role in Pulp Fiction since he's a real harley guy and boxer.
He pissed somebody off though.
algore is such a girly man....man-up
Jennifer Hudson WINS!
Clooney always comes across as too much of a conceited blowhard to be appealing, IMO.
He's eye candy with a nice voice. But other than that.... a waste of cells.
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