Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Conditions:
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Forcast:
Is that Gerard Butler?
I prefer to be mean and catty....
"Well, that's MUCH more better!"
Depp is an idiot in real life, but I do like the characters he plays.
No, I predict that in about another 25 years or so, he'll do another remake of "The Alamo", and play Davy Crockett. That'll be the peak of his career, even though Davy wasn't bald.
It's a premonition I had late on a 13 hour drive between Lafayette, LA and Daytona, FL almost 10 years ago.
The other thread is for people who love movies and don't want to just make sarcastic comments.
That lets us out.
Oh there are plenty of negative vibes there too...
Did anyone see Reel Politics: If Hollywood Ran America on the Fox News Channel? It was GREAT
Did they actually suggest that a UN soldier would shoot someone?!
It's a premonition I had late on a 13 hour drive between Lafayette, LA and Daytona, FL almost 10 years ago.
Were you taking No Doze at the time?
*snork*
Ellen's the only part of this show that has any life to it
It's a really lame Academy Awards show from what I've seen of it
thanks sweetie!
can I just say that this interpretive dance stuff is gayer than Sanjaya. LOL!
I'm definitely not artistic--maybe a little autistic.
I like him...lots. As an actor of course.
Who is the yummy picture of you posted?
Where has Gerry been in "The Phantom?" Forget that pipsqueak lunatic Tom Cruise, Gerry, Daniel Craig, and Clive Owen should be the major stars these days.
The previous yummy was Clive Owen.
He never plays it safe. He is, IMO the greatest actor alive today.
I think he's the reason Leonardo DiCaprio is branching out and challenging his art.
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