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Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards
25 February 2007

Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

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Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.

5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.

3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.

1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

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1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

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2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

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3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: ellen; ellendegenerate; oscars
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To: nutmeg

One is a serious thread and one is a snarky, catty thread. Guess which one we're on. :-)


661 posted on 02/25/2007 7:21:04 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
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To: silent_jonny
I just read Falk's autobiography (very good, btw) and he says wherever he goes people either yell out "Hey, Columbo!" or "Serpentine! Serpentine!" :)

Love Peter Falk..his In Law's is a classic. Good autobiography also, he is an interesting man.

662 posted on 02/25/2007 7:21:09 PM PST by Irish Eyes
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To: Richard Kimball

Robert Downey Jr., just cracked a funny as presenter for best visual effects


663 posted on 02/25/2007 7:21:12 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: hole_n_one

From what I remember Al Gore's always been wet under the arms. Just because he has a problem doesnt mean we all do


664 posted on 02/25/2007 7:21:21 PM PST by tsowellfan (www.cafenetamerica.com)
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To: Jrabbit
*sigh*

Yeah.

665 posted on 02/25/2007 7:21:32 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: highlander_UW
Good to note...this one seems to be twice as active as the other.

Yup, you're correct. What did that guy just say about the mid-90s? Some snide remark about GWB vs the Clintoon years no doubt...

666 posted on 02/25/2007 7:21:57 PM PST by nutmeg (National Security trumps everything else.)
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To: tsowellfan

He also goes a little heavy on foundation and rouge.


667 posted on 02/25/2007 7:22:12 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: highlander_UW

I think they made a mistake by splitting the threads up this year. I was trying to dash between both but it's difficult to keep up with one, let alone two.


668 posted on 02/25/2007 7:22:18 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: Lil'freeper

Pirates of the Carribean...best visual effects.


669 posted on 02/25/2007 7:22:20 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: highlander_UW

That's because our dear Dolly Calli would not allow us to be mean on her thread, so I had to tell her bye.


670 posted on 02/25/2007 7:22:31 PM PST by altura
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To: retrokitten; conservativebabe; Wolfstar

Ping! You're missing a fun thread :)


671 posted on 02/25/2007 7:22:34 PM PST by silent_jonny ("... lay up for yourselves treasures in Heaven" -- Matthew 6:20)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I want to be on the snarky, catty thread! ;-D


672 posted on 02/25/2007 7:22:43 PM PST by nutmeg (National Security trumps everything else.)
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To: nutmeg

This one is for heckling and rude comments.


673 posted on 02/25/2007 7:22:49 PM PST by Cecily
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To: DCPatriot

Noted. Walken's good


674 posted on 02/25/2007 7:22:59 PM PST by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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To: DCPatriot

Downey Jr. and wife.

675 posted on 02/25/2007 7:23:04 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: StarFan; stanz

Here's another Oscars/Academy Awards thread...


676 posted on 02/25/2007 7:23:19 PM PST by nutmeg (National Security trumps everything else.)
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To: nutmeg

Robert Downey Jr.--didn't quite catch the remark. Was he referring to his drug use? That's always good for a chuckle.


677 posted on 02/25/2007 7:23:34 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: beaversmom

Does that mean we're less artistic over here? Are they giving movie reviews? Or, are they as obnoxious as we?


678 posted on 02/25/2007 7:23:37 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: nutmeg
I want to be on the snarky, catty thread! ;-D

You're here! Enjoy!

679 posted on 02/25/2007 7:23:46 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
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Wow, Katherine looks great!


680 posted on 02/25/2007 7:23:59 PM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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