Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. | ![]() |
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. | ![]() |
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5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. | ![]() |
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. | ![]() |
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3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. | ![]() |
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | ![]()
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
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One is a serious thread and one is a snarky, catty thread. Guess which one we're on. :-)
Love Peter Falk..his In Law's is a classic. Good autobiography also, he is an interesting man.
Robert Downey Jr., just cracked a funny as presenter for best visual effects
From what I remember Al Gore's always been wet under the arms. Just because he has a problem doesnt mean we all do
Yeah.
Yup, you're correct. What did that guy just say about the mid-90s? Some snide remark about GWB vs the Clintoon years no doubt...
He also goes a little heavy on foundation and rouge.
I think they made a mistake by splitting the threads up this year. I was trying to dash between both but it's difficult to keep up with one, let alone two.
Pirates of the Carribean...best visual effects.
That's because our dear Dolly Calli would not allow us to be mean on her thread, so I had to tell her bye.
Ping! You're missing a fun thread :)
I want to be on the snarky, catty thread! ;-D
This one is for heckling and rude comments.
Noted. Walken's good
Downey Jr. and wife.
Here's another Oscars/Academy Awards thread...
Robert Downey Jr.--didn't quite catch the remark. Was he referring to his drug use? That's always good for a chuckle.
Does that mean we're less artistic over here? Are they giving movie reviews? Or, are they as obnoxious as we?
You're here! Enjoy!
Wow, Katherine looks great!
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