Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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Who is that......btw is Mel Gibson here tonight?
I am scared to ask: did this nimrod really say those things?
yes, she said them.
that would be the yummy Clive Owen
Good Lord Woman, the Brits had 5 years of mourning over Princess Di.
What a snob.
She's a long time Anglo-phile.
Have you ever seen Suicide Kings? Christopher Walken as a mob boss. Denis Leary as his bodyguard and driver.
A black comedy indeed.
Something tells me you'd love it. Drive your hubby crazy! ;^)
There is no way I'd watch the oscars if it weren't for this thread...maybe they owe royalties to FR for getting me to watch it. That aside, I got back from seeing Amazing Grace earlier this afternoon...very good movie. First movie I've seen in close to a year. I've vowed not to watch any movies I wouldn't let my children watch (11 and 13 yr olds), so Hollywood has determined to make movies I won't go see.
The elephant and monkey in that master card commercial should get an award.
Excellent point.
Well what to expect from someone who apparently names her kid "Capone" ---beyond bizarre.
Robin Williams. And Joe Pesci.
I have to agree with Paltrow. I just hate having to collapse the pram here in America. I just really, really hate that!!
ROFL
Go away Gwen, you irrelevent twit!
Good to note...this one seems to be twice as active as the other.
I've heard good things about Amazing Grace.
But, you are right. There are children's movies, and there are bad, depressing, R rated movies and not much in between.
AG is one I want to see--Amazing Grace that is--not Al Gore.
Be still my heart....
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