Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Conditions:
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Forcast:
western western NY ---It's snowing right now and there's more coming from the west.
Hey it might swerve north or south...
The King Kong remake was too long and didn't like it. They could have cut a lot of it out.
Nice speech right there....
Yep. I thought it was Brando ... until I remembered he's dead :)
No, no biggies yet!
Actually, he looks like Bubba Clinton!
Every one since pales in comparison.
I could argue that point, but I won't...you do have a point.
That works too!
What have they got against that movie? Or are they really protesting Mel Gibson?
I think Nicole looks GORGEOUS tonight. She looks good in anything she wears. I hate her.
Let me guess the fake scenes involved winter heat waves and summer snow. When Al is on stage later, he'll remind us that he invented the internet.
Hi, EG :)
The soldiers are just as brave now, it's the public and public officials who are not.
Thanks for the weather info. They said we were supposed to get some snow flurries, but nothing major. I hope it stays that way.
Woah.
When Al goes up he'll probably be all sweaty, as he usually is when he's on stage. Yuck.
LOL--well he was so bloated and white that I didn't recognize him :)
They could have cut a lot of it out.
Beat that Hillary! and Osama. heh heh heh
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