Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. | ![]() |
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. | ![]() |
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5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. | ![]() |
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. | ![]() |
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3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. | ![]() |
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | ![]()
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
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Notice when the award winners stood up and started walking towards the stage, pretty much everyone was clapping... except for a middle eastern-looking fellow sitting in an aisle seat. Hmmm...
That's Jennifer Hudson, once of American Idol, now best supporting actress, from "Dreamgirls"
I love actors. I worked with them for years and, with exception to their politics, I really like most I've dealt with.
Well Kate got Spielberg and Amy Irving got 100 million back then. Good going Amy!
Best Animated Short, I think.
Did you see it? It doesn't whitewash their fanaticism or cruelty at all.
I had an uncle that survived Bataan. I won't be watching the movie. I have a real hard time with war movies anyway.
There is something weirdly appealing about Jack Black. It's definitely a guilty pleasure to admit you like him.
I liked him in King Kong, I liked him in the fat girl movie and I liked him in The Holiday.
I don't know if he likes me or not; most people don't.
Have they handed out any major awards yet? They used to start off with Best Supporting Actor ... haven't watched in a while.
And what are they doing now ... A chorus of people making noises with their mouths?
LOL!
That's amazing.
I always wanted a little brother.
I like him. I just don't know why.
I don't blame you for that....I feel the same way...a friend of mine's dad was in the So Pacific during WW11 and survived being a POW...he met his wife an Army nurse recovering from his imprisonment...he lost a leg due to their torture....
I feel the same way about writers.
They're all liberal (but me) but I like them.
King Kong acted better than Black. I found that movie to be a hill of beans...horrid in every way. Please no more remakes of this crap.
I tell ya, that generation set the standard. Every one since pales in comparison.
No, I did not see it. And I won't. In fact, I saw none of the nominated movies.
I did see something about Penguins.
Make that a little sister.
I really don't know how anyone could have survived years of that kind of torture/disease/lack of food. I wouldn't have made it 2 days.
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