Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. | ![]() |
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. | ![]() |
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5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. | ![]() |
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. | ![]() |
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3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. | ![]() |
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | ![]()
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
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What a beautiful couple!
(I do love Keith Urban, though)
Ah well. Hudson was robbed. And unlike Albert, she never conceeded.
It wasn't really a bash just a fillip torwards Gore.
Hollywood LOVES black gospel music as long as they leave out that icky Christianity business.
The Grammy's might be worse.
Poor James Bond, has to come out with Nicole Kidman. Is she tall, or what? She must have towered over Tom.
"What the H311 is THAT? Award."
Mayan calendar?
Nicole is weird. I guess it wasn't Tom's fault after all.
The worst thing about the grammys was that in their zeal to make a political statement by giving the Dixie Chicks everything, they ignored the merits of the other nominees.
Maybe it's a protest of the de facto shut-out of Apocalypto.
I HATE Maggie - she's the commie who really bashed Bush.
Speaking of Penelope Cruz, is she wearing underwear here?
http://www.penelope-cruz.net/
"If it weren't for blacks, Jews, and gays there would be no Hollywood".
What a horrid remark. And they call the conservatives narrow minded. I guess I don't fit into to Ellen's Hollywood. Gee, imagine that, and I haven't seen a Hollywood movie in over two years.
Like Rush and Ann on at 10:00 PM EST on Fox with the new pilot show!
I HATE Maggie - she's the commie who really bashed Bush.
One never knows who's fault it is in a hollywood marriage, but I choose to blame Tom and Brad.
It was tongue in cheek.
Well, Tom's gay and Brad found a better looking woman!
I can't tell, but if she was every beautiful, it seems to be gone. She does notlook good any more.
We'll she's not the one jumping on Oprah's couch.
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