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Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards
25 February 2007

Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

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Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.

5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.

3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.

1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

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1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

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2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

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3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: ellen; ellendegenerate; oscars
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What a beautiful couple!

(I do love Keith Urban, though)


261 posted on 02/25/2007 5:45:47 PM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: peggybac

Ah well. Hudson was robbed. And unlike Albert, she never conceeded.


262 posted on 02/25/2007 5:45:50 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: peggybac

It wasn't really a bash just a fillip torwards Gore.


263 posted on 02/25/2007 5:46:07 PM PST by Borges
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To: Lil'freeper

Hollywood LOVES black gospel music as long as they leave out that icky Christianity business.


264 posted on 02/25/2007 5:46:12 PM PST by denydenydeny ("We have always been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France"--Wellington)
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To: altura

The Grammy's might be worse.


265 posted on 02/25/2007 5:46:17 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: atomicpossum

Poor James Bond, has to come out with Nicole Kidman. Is she tall, or what? She must have towered over Tom.


266 posted on 02/25/2007 5:46:25 PM PST by altura
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To: Lil'freeper

"What the H311 is THAT? Award."

Mayan calendar?

267 posted on 02/25/2007 5:47:01 PM PST by Enosh (†)
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To: altura

Nicole is weird. I guess it wasn't Tom's fault after all.


268 posted on 02/25/2007 5:47:31 PM PST by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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To: Lil'freeper

The worst thing about the grammys was that in their zeal to make a political statement by giving the Dixie Chicks everything, they ignored the merits of the other nominees.


269 posted on 02/25/2007 5:47:44 PM PST by altura
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To: Enosh

Maybe it's a protest of the de facto shut-out of Apocalypto.


270 posted on 02/25/2007 5:48:07 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Lil'freeper

I HATE Maggie - she's the commie who really bashed Bush.


271 posted on 02/25/2007 5:48:38 PM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: beaversmom

Speaking of Penelope Cruz, is she wearing underwear here?

http://www.penelope-cruz.net/


272 posted on 02/25/2007 5:48:46 PM PST by i_dont_chat (I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
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To: altura
"She's not bad. No real zingers."

"If it weren't for blacks, Jews, and gays there would be no Hollywood".

What a horrid remark. And they call the conservatives narrow minded. I guess I don't fit into to Ellen's Hollywood. Gee, imagine that, and I haven't seen a Hollywood movie in over two years.

273 posted on 02/25/2007 5:48:50 PM PST by A Citizen Reporter
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To: Lil'freeper

Like Rush and Ann on at 10:00 PM EST on Fox with the new pilot show!


274 posted on 02/25/2007 5:49:16 PM PST by stockpirate (Democratic approach to Iraq would "validate the al-Qaeda strategy,")
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To: peggybac

I HATE Maggie - she's the commie who really bashed Bush.



Nature hates her as well.


275 posted on 02/25/2007 5:49:34 PM PST by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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To: eleni121

One never knows who's fault it is in a hollywood marriage, but I choose to blame Tom and Brad.


276 posted on 02/25/2007 5:49:38 PM PST by altura
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To: A Citizen Reporter

It was tongue in cheek.


277 posted on 02/25/2007 5:50:49 PM PST by Borges
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To: altura

Well, Tom's gay and Brad found a better looking woman!


278 posted on 02/25/2007 5:51:25 PM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: i_dont_chat

I can't tell, but if she was every beautiful, it seems to be gone. She does notlook good any more.


279 posted on 02/25/2007 5:51:56 PM PST by altura
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To: altura

We'll she's not the one jumping on Oprah's couch.


280 posted on 02/25/2007 5:52:22 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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