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The "Official" Friday Silliness Thread - FREE FOR ALL
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| February 23, 2007
| Lucky9teen
Posted on 02/23/2007 6:12:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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It's a Free-For-All Friday Silliness Thread. Post whatever your heart desires (within FR limitations) to help the day flow along. Keep it goofy, silly and humorous and have fun. After all, I'm sure none of us want to be "working", so hopefully we can push this thread beyond it's limits (and posts) and make something of it. Come on people....let's make the OFST what is used to be. And I mean, none of this 85 post stuff. I'm talking 500 or more. ;p
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeforall; ofst; silliness
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To: r-q-tek86
I take page ownership very seriesly
Not quite seriesly enough....
201
posted on
02/23/2007 1:02:02 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(HUNTER: "I don't have to hire a consultant to develop a conservative image, I am a conservative.")
To: ArGee
Women with no hair aren't really that fun.
You got no way of dragging them around.
202
posted on
02/23/2007 1:04:55 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(HUNTER: "I don't have to hire a consultant to develop a conservative image, I am a conservative.")
To: HOTTIEBOY
203
posted on
02/23/2007 1:13:20 PM PST
by
absolootezer0
(stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
To: ArGee
204
posted on
02/23/2007 1:14:22 PM PST
by
Shyla
To: absolootezer0
205
posted on
02/23/2007 1:14:23 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(HUNTER: "I don't have to hire a consultant to develop a conservative image, I am a conservative.")
To: potlatch
Did you notice that they're carrying?
206
posted on
02/23/2007 1:17:41 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Lady Jag
That gave REAL meaning to LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
207
posted on
02/23/2007 1:19:57 PM PST
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: Shyla
Mental stability and emotional condition are not high on the list when determining criteria for hittin it.
208
posted on
02/23/2007 1:24:08 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(HUNTER: "I don't have to hire a consultant to develop a conservative image, I am a conservative.")
To: mcar; Lucky9teen
LOL! I liked the chicken, but this is even better. (rehab)
Just found this thread. What fun!
Hi and Happy Friday, everyone.
209
posted on
02/23/2007 1:25:44 PM PST
by
honolulugal
(Humor keeps me going)
To: MEG33
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
210
posted on
02/23/2007 1:30:52 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: tomkow6
A very drunk man went into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender
served him and asked if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three
in the bullseye and win a prize; only a dollar for three darts. The drunk
agreed and threw the first dart. A bullseye!! He downed another drink,
took aim on wobbly feet, let go... Another bullseye!! Two more quick
drinks went down. Barely able to stand, he let go with the last dart.
A third bullseye!!!
All are astounded. No one had ever won. The bartender searches for a prize.
He grabbed a turtle from the bar's terrarium and presented it to the
drunk as his prize.
Three weeks passed. The drunk returned and ordered more drinks, then
announced he would like to try the dart game again. To the total amazement
and wonderment of all the local drunks, he scored three more bullseyes and
demanded his prize.
The bartender, being a sort of drunk himself, and a bit short of memory,
doesn't recall what prize he had given.
He asked the drunk, "Say, what did you win the last time?"
And the drunk replied, "A roast beef sandwich on a hard roll!"
211
posted on
02/23/2007 1:39:32 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: potlatch
Everybody loved it!
212
posted on
02/23/2007 1:49:31 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Lady Jag
Very funny! I'm out of "Nuns", lol.
213
posted on
02/23/2007 1:52:39 PM PST
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: honolulugal
Smokin!
214
posted on
02/23/2007 1:56:35 PM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Don't screw with the Kitties)
To: potlatch
Boy, you don't have many nuns!
I'm sending you couple substitutes. They're waiting for the ferry now.
215
posted on
02/23/2007 2:00:58 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Not quite seriesly enough....That's no fair... I was havin' cheesecake...
216
posted on
02/23/2007 2:05:19 PM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(Snakes can't be taught to walk.)
To: r-q-tek86
217
posted on
02/23/2007 2:06:22 PM PST
by
BJClinton
(articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy)
To: Lady Jag
My sister loves the OFST
218
posted on
02/23/2007 2:08:04 PM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(Snakes can't be taught to walk.)
Two guys hunting come across a great big hole in the ground.
Probbly 6 feet wide.
"How deep you reckon it is?" said one guy.
"I don't know, throw something in there." said the other guy. So he threw a rock in there. But they didn't hear anything.
"Get a bigger rock" said the other guy. So he went and found the biggest rock he could find and lobbed it in. They didn't hear a thing.
"Damn that thing is deep. What is that?" said one hunter.
"I don't know" said the other.
The first hunter spotted a huge log and said "Here. We'll hoist this thing in there. I bet it will make a racket" So he dragged the log over there and threw it in. Nothing.
Well about that time the heard a commotion behind them and this goat come flying out of the woods hauling ass and jumped in the hole.
"What the hell was that all about?"
The other guy says "I don't know. Thats the damnest thing I have ever seen. Come on lets get outta here."
So they started to walk away when they came across a guy. The guy says, "You all haven't seen a goat around here have you?"
"No" says the hunter "Wait, we did see a goat. Crazy SOB come flying out of the woods and jumped in a big hole back there."
"oh that couldn't have been my goat" says the guy "I had my goat tied to a big ole log somewhere around here"
219
posted on
02/23/2007 2:08:49 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(HUNTER: "I don't have to hire a consultant to develop a conservative image, I am a conservative.")
To: Lady Jag
Waiting for the ferry became boring...!
220
posted on
02/23/2007 2:09:28 PM PST
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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