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A very drunk man went into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender
served him and asked if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three
in the bullseye and win a prize; only a dollar for three darts. The drunk
agreed and threw the first dart. A bullseye!! He downed another drink,
took aim on wobbly feet, let go... Another bullseye!! Two more quick
drinks went down. Barely able to stand, he let go with the last dart.
A third bullseye!!!

All are astounded. No one had ever won. The bartender searches for a prize.
He grabbed a turtle from the bar's terrarium and presented it to the
drunk as his prize.

Three weeks passed. The drunk returned and ordered more drinks, then
announced he would like to try the dart game again. To the total amazement
and wonderment of all the local drunks, he scored three more bullseyes and
demanded his prize.

The bartender, being a sort of drunk himself, and a bit short of memory,
doesn't recall what prize he had given.

He asked the drunk, "Say, what did you win the last time?"

And the drunk replied, "A roast beef sandwich on a hard roll!"

Two guys hunting come across a great big hole in the ground.
Probbly 6 feet wide.
"How deep you reckon it is?" said one guy.
"I don't know, throw something in there." said the other guy. So he threw a rock in there. But they didn't hear anything.
"Get a bigger rock" said the other guy. So he went and found the biggest rock he could find and lobbed it in. They didn't hear a thing.
"Damn that thing is deep. What is that?" said one hunter.
"I don't know" said the other.
The first hunter spotted a huge log and said "Here. We'll hoist this thing in there. I bet it will make a racket" So he dragged the log over there and threw it in. Nothing.
Well about that time the heard a commotion behind them and this goat come flying out of the woods hauling ass and jumped in the hole.
"What the hell was that all about?"
The other guy says "I don't know. Thats the damnest thing I have ever seen. Come on lets get outta here."
So they started to walk away when they came across a guy. The guy says, "You all haven't seen a goat around here have you?"
"No" says the hunter "Wait, we did see a goat. Crazy SOB come flying out of the woods and jumped in a big hole back there."
"oh that couldn't have been my goat" says the guy "I had my goat tied to a big ole log somewhere around here"