Elle MacPherson: 'I can't get a date'

WENN ^ | Feb. 12, 2007

[presidio9]

Supermodel Elle Macpherson is desperate for a man in her life, but is struggling to find anyone who will go out on a date with her.

The Australian beauty, who is nicknamed The Body, has been celibate for two years, and is still single despite attempting to chat up guys herself in a bid to get a date.

She moans, "I just don't get men hitting on me. It's crazy - but apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that?

"I'm a hopeless flirt. I'll go up to a guy and say, 'I think you are so beautiful,' but it doesn't work." (c)

[presidio9]

Upon further review, Jennifer Connelly has green eyes, not blue. Not that I'd kick her out of bed for that...

[Muzzle_em]

"Everytime you see a gorgeous female by herself, just remember that somewhere, sometime, somehow, some guy didn't want her for some reason.."

Um, I believe that saying goes,
"Somewhere, some guy is SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER $H!T!!!"

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Ah, yes, Christy Burke's Chris De Burgh's daughter! :-P

[Larry Lucido]

Always ready to serve. :-)

[djf]

ManOMan thats gotta be illegal...

My wife was a beautiful woman, but in the early 80's I hung out with a gal that looked alot like this one. Still miss her, wish I knew where she was. Last I heard, somewhere in Idaho...

:-(

[presidio9]

Last I heard, somewhere in Idaho...

Could you be more specific?

[Xenalyte]

Dude, if the situation were reversed and I found myself in an elevator with (say) Patrick Dempsey, I would TOTALLY invite him to Denny's with me.

You know that never happens to Elle. Why not be the guy who makes it so?

[Xenalyte]

What Hottieboy said.

Oh, yeah.

It helps to let the bartender in on the secret, if he knows you. Otherwise he'll call you later on, at an inopportune moment, and ask why y'all were acting like you didn't know each other.

(Or so I hear.)

[Xenalyte]

Do NOT, whatever you do, opt for the combover.

Women find baldness sexy. (Someday, I will fill y'all in on just how many ways I would wreck Patrick Stewart if given the chance.)

We do not favor the combover. Ugh.

[Xenalyte]

OMG, she is just darling!

[Xenalyte]

I hate to break it to you, hon . . . them there's green eyes. (Which all right-thinking, good-hearted Irish should have.)

[Xenalyte]

No way! That girl's dad is the guy who enjoined us not to pay the ferryman?

[HOTTIEBOY]

I don't shop at a Lamborghini dealership because I cannot afford those. I don't even want to drive if it was give to me cause I couldn't afford insurance and gas.

I go hang out at the Chevy dealership in the used car section.

[HOTTIEBOY]

(Or so I hear.)


uh huh

[agent_delta]

Pong

[Tenacious 1]

[Do NOT, whatever you do, opt for the combover.]

LOL! For a while I had this "cute" little patch (island really) of hair in the middle front of my head that I could let grow a little and comb back to fake a part. The wife nixed that and made me go back to the barber. Further, she said if ever come into the house with anything resembling a combover, I would awake in the middle of the night tied to the bed with a clean shaven noggen. I made here promise.

I keep it very short all the way around and get overcharged at the barber. But I have been thinking about trying that comb over thing as her reaction excites me and might be worth being completely bald for a while. :o)

[Dead Corpse]

Told my wife that when my hair recedes past a certain point, it all goes. Ain't there yet... ;-)

[JRios1968]

Anyone volunteer to take one for the team?

[Fintan]

I tarded.

[agent_delta]

FINTAN?

I know how you like to volunteer for a good cause.