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Good lord, now she's emulating Sinead O'Connor before SHE flamed out. Britney is a mess.
1 posted on 02/16/2007 11:54:03 PM PST by Roberts
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To: Roberts

If she walks around naked no one will notice


2 posted on 02/16/2007 11:59:47 PM PST by woofie
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To: Roberts

3 posted on 02/17/2007 12:02:07 AM PST by woofie
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To: Roberts

She had lice.


4 posted on 02/17/2007 12:03:09 AM PST by garylmoore (Faith is the assurance of things unseen.)
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To: Roberts

Will she also tear up a picture of the Pope on national television?


5 posted on 02/17/2007 12:03:17 AM PST by johnthebaptistmoore
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To: Roberts

That's a MAN baby!


7 posted on 02/17/2007 12:12:33 AM PST by endthematrix (Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought.)
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To: Roberts

So she finally got the drapes to match the carpet.


8 posted on 02/17/2007 12:12:40 AM PST by HAL9000 (Get a Mac - The Ultimate FReeping Machine)
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To: Roberts

She's got a bald kitty too. I saw it on TMZ.


9 posted on 02/17/2007 12:13:06 AM PST by Pro-Bush (hater)
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To: Roberts

10 posted on 02/17/2007 12:14:11 AM PST by endthematrix (Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought.)
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To: Roberts
Britney's New Look Is Bald
But the biggest change to the pop singer's style? She shaved her head bald.

Ya know. when I read the headline, I went to a totally different place.

12 posted on 02/17/2007 12:15:57 AM PST by Oztrich Boy (Sheik Hilali: Cultural learnings of Australia for make benefit of most glorious nation of Islam)
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To: Roberts

"Number one, warp factor 5.... engage!"

"Yes Captain!"


22 posted on 02/17/2007 2:44:35 AM PST by Screamname (Guinness world records reports that the record for youngest living person is constantly being broken)
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To: Roberts

Hellary should do this...In fact she should get a mohawk.


23 posted on 02/17/2007 2:50:42 AM PST by Screamname (Guinness world records reports that the record for youngest living person is constantly being broken)
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To: Roberts; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Alternate headline, New York Post style:

BRITNEY SHEARS!

25 posted on 02/17/2007 5:57:29 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Roberts

Shades of the nut case, Shenade O'Connor from the early 80s I believe.


26 posted on 02/17/2007 6:00:46 AM PST by RetiredArmy (Marxis-Dimocrats, Enemies of the Republic, the ENEMY within!)
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To: Roberts
Britney has been on a path of self-destruction for years now. She's a train wreck.

Looking at her reminds me of this hilarious SNL skit:

Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra: Issue number three: [ points to Sinead Britney] This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!

27 posted on 02/17/2007 6:43:02 AM PST by MotleyGirl70 (Hunter '08!)
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To: Roberts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test#Hair_drug_screen

Hair drug screen

Hair follicle testing is quite accurate and can go back 6 months or longer, showing any controlled substances used in a sort of timeline. As hair grows out, any drugs used are encased in the hair shaft, so the longer the hair, the longer back in the individual's drug history the lab can detect. Most legitimate testing facilities, however, only use hair within about 3-5 cm of the scalp, and discard the rest. This limits the detection history to about 90 days, depending upon the rate of growth of the individual's hair. Some people attempt to circumvent this through shaving their heads. In the absence of the required amount of hair on the scalp, body hair can be used as an acceptable substitute. Additionally, for pre-employment hair testing, the inability to obtain a sample may be grounds for not hiring the individual.


28 posted on 02/17/2007 6:49:43 AM PST by maggief
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To: Roberts; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

30 posted on 02/17/2007 7:32:08 AM PST by martin_fierro (Cue Bald)
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To: Roberts

31 posted on 02/17/2007 9:16:26 AM PST by meg88 (Run Newt, Run!)
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To: Roberts

Maybe she had headlice.


32 posted on 02/17/2007 9:26:59 AM PST by Anti-Bubba182
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