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Serenade your sweetie with sausages this Valentine's Day
journaltimes.com ^ | 2-12-07 | editors

Posted on 02/12/2007 3:21:07 PM PST by Rakkasan1

At MLB Auctions, you can purchase a visit from the Milwaukee Brewers' Racing Sausages for your significant other. The sausages will visit the intended between 1-2 p.m. on Valentine's Day at their home or work.

Bids are limited to a 45-mile radius of Milwaukee, which includes Racine County (and given that sales tax we continue to pay, it'd better). The starting bid is $650, and no bids have been placed. The package includes four club level tickets to the game of your choice during the April 18-22 homestand at Miller Park.

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To: JRios1968

Gitmo first aid bandages...


21 posted on 02/12/2007 3:46:19 PM PST by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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To: thackney; humblegunner

Per post #10, is there something I should be aware of or do you two always ping each other to Valentine's sausage threads?


22 posted on 02/12/2007 3:47:13 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

It was a stealth ping.

It just sounded like something he would buy.


23 posted on 02/12/2007 3:48:33 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: pax_et_bonum

24 posted on 02/12/2007 3:49:18 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: thackney; humblegunner

lol!

A stealth ping!

lol!

Well, maybe he's shopping for someone else, too, but he's already given me several Valentine's Day gifts.

I especially like the long-stem silk rose that plays the annoying little tune and has a blinking light bulb in the rosebud.


25 posted on 02/12/2007 3:54:29 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: JRios1968

You gotta keep an eye on these guys.

;-)


26 posted on 02/12/2007 3:55:34 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: Rakkasan1

"Is that a sausage in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"


27 posted on 02/12/2007 3:56:05 PM PST by KoRn
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To: pax_et_bonum

Yeah, you wouldn't want to sic Erik Estrada on them...


28 posted on 02/12/2007 3:57:11 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Charles Martel

No thank you. Fifteen is my limit.


29 posted on 02/12/2007 3:57:40 PM PST by MikeD (We live in a world where babies are like velveteen rabbits that only become real if they are loved.)
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To: JRios1968

LOL, don't laugh. I have those. They are cute but very cheaply made. :(

But the BACON OF THE MONTH CLUB has been recommended to me and, alhtough pricy, is supposed to be quite tasty. A lot of boutique bacon makers included:

http://mgrsti5395q.seamlesstech.biz/Merchant/2005TGP/BOM%20pages/bom.html


30 posted on 02/12/2007 4:05:22 PM PST by BunnySlippers (SAY YES TO RUDY !!!)
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To: Rakkasan1

BECOMES:


31 posted on 02/12/2007 4:08:15 PM PST by BunnySlippers (SAY YES TO RUDY !!!)
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To: JRios1968

lol!


32 posted on 02/12/2007 4:10:03 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

It's kind of like when you meet someone online and he tells you he'd "like to MEAT you."

Always refuse.


33 posted on 02/12/2007 4:10:18 PM PST by BunnySlippers (SAY YES TO RUDY !!!)
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To: BunnySlippers

you're giving my arteries urges...


34 posted on 02/12/2007 4:10:20 PM PST by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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To: Rakkasan1
Reminds me of the schnitzengruben from Blazing Saddles

Cheers!

35 posted on 02/12/2007 4:24:10 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: MikeD
No thank you. Fifteen is my limit.

Probably for the best... those schnitzengrubens will wipe you out!

36 posted on 02/12/2007 4:27:36 PM PST by Charles Martel (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: RockinRight
Add some chocolate & I'm putty.


37 posted on 02/12/2007 4:55:33 PM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: thackney; pax_et_bonum
I love those sausages!

I didn't know they could sing, though.

I was under the impression the just sort of mutely ran about.

Shows what I know.

38 posted on 02/12/2007 6:14:20 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Tatze

I meant to ping you too, hor'derves for your wedding???


39 posted on 02/12/2007 7:27:53 PM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: humblegunner

There was a man named Dunderbeck, invented a machine,
For grinding things to sausage meat and it was run by steam.
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen,
'Cause they've been ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.


Chorus:
OH! Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean
To ever have invented the sausage meat machine?
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen,
'Cause they've been ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.


One day a little fat boy came walked into the grocery store.
He bought a pound of sausage and laid them on the floor.
He started to whistle, he whistled up a tune,
And the sausages went dancing 'round and 'round and 'round the room.

CHORUS

On day the machine got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go,
And Dunderbeck, he crawled inside to see what made it so.
His wife, she had a nightmare, she was walking in her sleep
She gave a yank and turned the crank and Dunderbeck was meat.

CHORUS


40 posted on 02/12/2007 7:34:01 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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