I didn't know they could sing, though.
I was under the impression the just sort of mutely ran about.
Shows what I know.
There was a man named Dunderbeck, invented a machine,
For grinding things to sausage meat and it was run by steam.
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen,
'Cause they've been ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.
Chorus:
OH! Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean
To ever have invented the sausage meat machine?
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen,
'Cause they've been ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.
One day a little fat boy came walked into the grocery store.
He bought a pound of sausage and laid them on the floor.
He started to whistle, he whistled up a tune,
And the sausages went dancing 'round and 'round and 'round the room.
CHORUS
On day the machine got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go,
And Dunderbeck, he crawled inside to see what made it so.
His wife, she had a nightmare, she was walking in her sleep
She gave a yank and turned the crank and Dunderbeck was meat.
CHORUS