LOL, don't laugh. I have those. They are cute but very cheaply made. :(
But the BACON OF THE MONTH CLUB has been recommended to me and, alhtough pricy, is supposed to be quite tasty. A lot of boutique bacon makers included:
http://mgrsti5395q.seamlesstech.biz/Merchant/2005TGP/BOM%20pages/bom.html