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LOL!

I live about 1 mile from this store. I've shopped there occasionally. It's an upscale grocery store.

And yes, I have an alibi for last Saturday evening. LOL!

So...if you were in the store (either in line at the cash register or an employee) and someone walks in dressed as a ninja and demands cash, what would you do? Laugh it off - or turn over the money?

Comments or opinions - anyone?

1 posted on 01/30/2007 10:40:34 AM PST by MplsSteve
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To: MplsSteve

Ninjas just don't get no respect.


2 posted on 01/30/2007 10:42:18 AM PST by Ingtar (Guliani, McCain, Clinton. Choice is an illusion.)
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To: MplsSteve
What are the laws about a store owner using a weapon to put the would be robber out of his misery?
3 posted on 01/30/2007 10:43:11 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: MplsSteve
At least he wasn't dressed as a ninja turtle...
5 posted on 01/30/2007 10:44:42 AM PST by rock_lobsta (Offending liberals since 1993)
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To: MplsSteve

Reminds me of the Woody Allen movie, from back when he was funny, where he tried to rob a bank and they refused to give him any money because he misspelled "gun" in his note.


6 posted on 01/30/2007 10:46:08 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: MplsSteve

Pull out a BFG and invite him to a gunfight?

LOL!

Dunno, never been in that situation. I'm guessing the full costume caused too much laughter for the clerk and customers to feel that threatened, so even if any of them were armed the guy's body language/voice weren't enough to compensate for the hilarity he caused.


8 posted on 01/30/2007 10:48:18 AM PST by Titan Magroyne ("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
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To: MplsSteve
Depends on how good I was at kenjutsu; Might make a demonstrative cut on something to get the idea across.
Or someone...

Personally, I think it WAS a prank...
9 posted on 01/30/2007 10:48:58 AM PST by Little Ray
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10 posted on 01/30/2007 10:49:22 AM PST by MplsSteve
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To: MplsSteve

reportedly waving his sword in the air.


No one in line had a gun to put this idiot out of his misery??


12 posted on 01/30/2007 11:03:36 AM PST by bikerman (Loud pipes save lives)
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To: MplsSteve
It would have been more appopriate to dressed as a Swedish Chef.. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
13 posted on 01/30/2007 11:05:06 AM PST by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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15 posted on 01/30/2007 11:18:49 AM PST by Teflonic
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To: MplsSteve
I hope Chad Vader wasn't on duty that night...


17 posted on 01/30/2007 12:44:14 PM PST by Minnesocold ("If you are going through hell... keep going." - Winston Churchill)
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To: MplsSteve

Damn ninjas up to no good again. You guys need to get on top of this right away. My neighborhood used to be safe and respectable until we got over run by ninjas...


18 posted on 01/30/2007 1:00:27 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: MplsSteve
Here's the police sketch artist's depiction of the suspect:


19 posted on 01/30/2007 2:12:40 PM PST by Reaganesque
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To: windcliff

ping


20 posted on 01/30/2007 2:17:18 PM PST by stylecouncilor
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To: MplsSteve

Soucheray talked about this today, it was pretty funny.


22 posted on 01/30/2007 5:21:11 PM PST by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: MplsSteve

Perhaps he was not a Ninja but a Norwegian Jedi - Ole Wan Kenobi.


23 posted on 01/31/2007 2:38:32 AM PST by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: MplsSteve
To make sure this doesn't happen again, the store has hired security guards:


24 posted on 01/31/2007 6:56:02 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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