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Chuck Norris Isn't Afraid of the Dark; The Dark is Afraid of Chuck Norris.
Pine Magazine ^
| January 24, 2007
| Pine Magazine
Posted on 01/29/2007 8:29:56 PM PST by freedomdefender
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To: freedomdefender
I've never ever seen this before.
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:31:00 PM PST
by
flashbunny
(If the founding fathers were alive today, they'd be plucking feathers and boiling tar.)
To: freedomdefender; monkapotamus; All
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:33:29 PM PST
by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: freedomdefender
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:34:17 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
To: freedomdefender
Penises envy Chuck Norris
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:34:20 PM PST
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: freedomdefender
I rarely say anything negative about a post, but this is pure crap! Not worth the time or trouble to read.
To: freedomdefender
A lot of his fans don't know he's pro-life, conservative and makes his home in Texas.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:36:04 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: freedomdefender
Does this fit under the heading: "Activism"? It sure isn't "News".
To: gas0linealley
It fits under "Political Humor." By the way, the second season of
Walker: Texas Ranger will be out tomorrow on DVD. Great show. I'm still amazed it last nine seasons.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:38:22 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: Jewels1091
But you DID read it. That I can forgive but you didn't stop me and thats 30 seconds out of my life I'll never get back.
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:38:31 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rear view mirror.)
To: freedomdefender
Chuck Norris sat in for Hannity one day last week, across from Comles.
He was a disaster. I was embarrassed for him.
To: JRochelle
He's not gonna run for President. Like the country is ready for another Texan who is a friend of Bush. If you think Bush was hated, wait til you see the libs gin it up against Chuck.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:43:44 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: freedomdefender
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he actually pushes the Earth away from himself.
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:46:25 PM PST
by
Rev. Pogo
("Death has come to your little town, Sherriff.")
To: Jewels1091
...but this is pure crap! Not worth the time or trouble to read.Uh oh, now you've done it...Chuck Norris is on his way over...
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:51:37 PM PST
by
JRios1968
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To: freedomdefender
A few additions. Forgive me, I can't resist.
- What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
- Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
To: Jewels1091
I rarely say anything negative about a post, but this is pure crap! Not worth the time or trouble to read. This is totally funny pure crap that you took time to read and post about. Don't watch the Chuck Norris Mountain Dew commercials. You won't find them as hysterically funny as I do.
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:54:43 PM PST
by
barker
( A smile is a curved line that sets things straight.)
To: Jewels1091
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard; just another fist.
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posted on
01/29/2007 8:56:43 PM PST
by
Cogadh na Sith
(There's an open road from the cradle to the tomb.)
To: TheWasteLand
The only sure fire way to commit suicide:
Google "Chuck Norris", but click on "I'm Feeling Lucky"
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posted on
01/29/2007 9:01:05 PM PST
by
JRios1968
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To: freedomdefender
They ripped that off from:
chucknorrisfacts.com
Still funny stuff, though.
To: freedomdefender
Chuck Norris can divide by zero...
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posted on
01/30/2007 9:20:39 AM PST
by
Dutch14
(The last one out of the circus has to lock up everything...)
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