To: freedomdefender
I've never ever seen this before.
2 posted on
01/29/2007 8:31:00 PM PST by
flashbunny
(If the founding fathers were alive today, they'd be plucking feathers and boiling tar.)
To: freedomdefender; monkapotamus; All
3 posted on
01/29/2007 8:33:29 PM PST by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: freedomdefender
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
4 posted on
01/29/2007 8:34:17 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
To: freedomdefender
Penises envy Chuck Norris
5 posted on
01/29/2007 8:34:20 PM PST by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: freedomdefender
I rarely say anything negative about a post, but this is pure crap! Not worth the time or trouble to read.
To: freedomdefender
A lot of his fans don't know he's pro-life, conservative and makes his home in Texas.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
7 posted on
01/29/2007 8:36:04 PM PST by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: freedomdefender
Does this fit under the heading: "Activism"? It sure isn't "News".
To: freedomdefender
Chuck Norris sat in for Hannity one day last week, across from Comles.
He was a disaster. I was embarrassed for him.
To: freedomdefender
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he actually pushes the Earth away from himself.
13 posted on
01/29/2007 8:46:25 PM PST by
Rev. Pogo
("Death has come to your little town, Sherriff.")
To: freedomdefender
A few additions. Forgive me, I can't resist.
- What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
- Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
To: freedomdefender
They ripped that off from:
chucknorrisfacts.com
Still funny stuff, though.
To: freedomdefender
Chuck Norris can divide by zero...
20 posted on
01/30/2007 9:20:39 AM PST by
Dutch14
(The last one out of the circus has to lock up everything...)
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