[Still Thinking]

Is this true?

[Spktyr]

News Flash: Sloth Smarter Than Scientists, Film At 11.

[VRWCmember]

Scientists can't get sloth to move? Just show him a plate of food and he'll move quick enough.

[fishtank]

There's a lesson about liberals somewhere in this story.....

[Lx]

I ain't moving.

[southernnorthcarolina]

Neither pounds of cucumbers nor plates of homemade spaghetti were appetizing enough to make Mats move.

The sloth would have moved, however, if a bottle of Dewar's had been used as bait.

[cripplecreek]

That's no sloth, it's a stay.

[randog]

Three years spent trying to get a sloth to move? Their grant must have run out.

[Grut]

'E's just resting.

[Cyclopean Squid]

Just give him his Baby Ruth.

[LibKill]

That's why they call it a sloth. (Snicker)

[highimpact]

I wonder if it has anything to do with the size of his testicles? I'm sure somebody will put in a grant request to study the correlation between a sloth's testicle size and his willingness to climb a pole to eat a plate of spaghetti. This could be real "breakthrough" science, on the same level as Jonus Salk's polio vaccine.

[SlidingW]

What of "sloth" do they not get?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Scientists can't get sloth to move

Scientists lead donkey to water, can't get him to drink.