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Scientists can't get sloth to move
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| 01/24/07
Posted on 01/24/2007 2:52:11 PM PST by presidio9
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posted on
01/24/2007 2:52:12 PM PST
by
presidio9
To: Sloth
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posted on
01/24/2007 2:52:40 PM PST
by
Still Thinking
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: presidio9
News Flash: Sloth Smarter Than Scientists, Film At 11.
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posted on
01/24/2007 2:54:12 PM PST
by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: presidio9
Scientists can't get sloth to move? Just show him a plate of food and he'll move quick enough.
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posted on
01/24/2007 2:54:22 PM PST
by
VRWCmember
(Everyone is entitled to my opinion.)
To: presidio9
There's a lesson about liberals somewhere in this story.....
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posted on
01/24/2007 2:54:51 PM PST
by
fishtank
To: presidio9
I ain't moving.
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posted on
01/24/2007 2:54:52 PM PST
by
Lx
(Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
To: Lx
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posted on
01/24/2007 2:59:16 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: presidio9
Neither pounds of cucumbers nor plates of homemade spaghetti were appetizing enough to make Mats move.
The sloth would have moved, however, if a bottle of Dewar's had been used as bait.
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posted on
01/24/2007 3:01:45 PM PST
by
southernnorthcarolina
(Some people are like Slinkies: totally useless, but fun to throw down a stair.)
To: southernnorthcarolina; presidio9
It's a rolling stone gathers no moss!
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posted on
01/24/2007 3:06:51 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/24/2007 3:07:12 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does.)
To: presidio9
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posted on
01/24/2007 3:08:08 PM PST
by
xjcsa
(Ecotards annoy me.)
To: presidio9
That's no sloth, it's a stay.
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posted on
01/24/2007 3:17:31 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: presidio9
Three years spent trying to get a sloth to move? Their grant must have run out.
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posted on
01/24/2007 3:31:05 PM PST
by
randog
(What the...?!)
To: cripplecreek
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
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posted on
01/24/2007 3:39:55 PM PST
by
coloradan
(Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
To: coloradan
I thought about that. I call em "crawls".
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posted on
01/24/2007 3:42:01 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: presidio9
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posted on
01/24/2007 4:05:43 PM PST
by
Grut
To: Grut
A Norwegian Blue....sloth.
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posted on
01/24/2007 4:26:18 PM PST
by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: presidio9
Just give him his Baby Ruth.
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posted on
01/24/2007 4:56:28 PM PST
by
Cyclopean Squid
(Patron Saint of Mediocrity)
To: southernnorthcarolina; Mad_Tom_Rackham
The only way to move a sloth
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posted on
01/24/2007 5:00:26 PM PST
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
To: Rb ver. 2.0
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posted on
01/24/2007 6:06:59 PM PST
by
southernnorthcarolina
(Some people are like Slinkies: totally useless, but fun to throw down a stair.)
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