[VRWCmember]

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with WFTD.

While Barak Obama would like to delude himself that he and Abe Lincoln are politically consanguineous, his chances at winning the democrat nomination -- let alone the presidency -- are about the same as a predicted snowstorm in central Texas.
Remember Lincoln, Obama Allies Say (BARF ALERT)

No pushing at the door please!

Happy Humpday Everybody!

[VRWCmember]

I know, I know, "It's about dang time!" It is snowing here in north Texas. My 45-minute commute took two hours this morning. (By the way, our hyperventillating local meteorologists who were predicting the ice storm of the century this last weekend did not predict our snow last night.)

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[VRWCmember]

I know, I know, "It's about dang time!" It is snowing here in north Texas. My 45-minute commute took two hours this morning. (By the way, our hyperventillating local meteorologists who were predicting the ice storm of the century this last weekend did not predict our snow last night.)

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[VRWCmember]

I know, I know, "It's about dang time!" It is snowing here in north Texas. My 45-minute commute took two hours this morning. (By the way, our hyperventillating local meteorologists who were predicting the ice storm of the century this last weekend did not predict our snow last night.)

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[VRWCmember]

I know, I know, "It's about dang time!" It is snowing here in north Texas. My 45-minute commute took two hours this morning. (By the way, our hyperventillating local meteorologists who were predicting the ice storm of the century this last weekend did not predict our snow last night.)

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[NeoCaveman]

about dang time

(/xs speak off)

[Robert A Cook PE]

So, if you drink a California red wine with friends in a hot tub, are you cosangrianeously related?

Or are you consanguineously linked only after you've consumed the red beverage?

[ConorMacNessa]

The validity vel non of the Theory of Evolution is exquisitely demonstrated by the consanguineous relationship of members of the Democrat Party to the species R. rattus.

[martin_fierro]

Table of Consanguiity:

(does not apply in W.V.)

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Michael Devlin said the boys were just kin o'his
They were sons, they were blood, consanguineous
I don't need all the facts
'bout the unnatural acts
To know what a rank vermin he is

[secret garden]

Why can't my pets be as good as Judy? I have yet to see them do a lick of housework.

[Louis Foxwell]

CONSANG DEMORATS ARE LINGUINEOUS COWARDS.

[theDentist]

Probably going to crack an egg or two here but: If the Shroud of Turin is truly that of Jesus, it would be very interesting to take a sample of the blood upon that material, get the various blood workups/DNA, and then see if there are any people out there with a consanguineous blood flowing thru them... hence having a direct decendant relationship of that lineage.

[MoochPooch]

i should have rethought hypothesizing Katherine the Great as my ancestor! i had to google it bc i thought to myself, wait a minute didn't she....

I wondered if the Czarina's perversity was the result of some consanguineous horseplay. The European nobility was pretty inbred. Her husband Peter was a total dork. In fact, it is known he didn't even father her child.