[VRWCmember]

I know, I know, "It's about dang time!" It is snowing here in north Texas. My 45-minute commute took two hours this morning. (By the way, our hyperventillating local meteorologists who were predicting the ice storm of the century this last weekend did not predict our snow last night.)

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[tioga]

Mmm, snow? We had some of that. We have not had to get our snowshovel out yet though. After last winter I am grateful.

[mikrofon]

Are members of the family Spheniscidae
consanguineous as well as conpenguineous?

[Texan5]

Queen Hillary's recent ancestry
Is really easy to see-
Trailertrashicus feminia is
Most of her family tree

She could be consanguineous
With a neanderthal as well
But I think she just married one
And made her life a hell

What an example for young women-
It's okay to be abused
By a man if he is powerful
And his equipment well used

The ice and snow are melting here slowly, but we aren't going to be able to get to the main road tomorrow until probably 9 or so when it gets above freezing.

[sig226]

What a wonderful word.

My wife and sister
Is a fine woman and we're
consanguineous