You simply cannot make this stuff up!
I hope everyone enjoys the humor break, and that y'all have a happy, healthy and prosperous 2007.
To: Ancesthntr
The world sits on the back of a turtle.
Ergo, global warming is caused by turtle farts.
2 posted on
12/29/2006 10:15:05 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(I just want to be loved from the bellybutton down. Is that so wrong?)
To: Ancesthntr
Ah, the dreaded slow but deadly.
Instead of posting this as breaking news, we should have a new category titled "The Passing Scene."
3 posted on
12/29/2006 10:15:51 AM PST by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: Ancesthntr; Allegra; ErnBatavia
4 posted on
12/29/2006 10:15:57 AM PST by
wazoo1031
To: Ancesthntr
5 posted on
12/29/2006 10:16:35 AM PST by
BunnySlippers
(SAY YES TO RUDY !!!)
To: Ancesthntr
Turtle #1: How are we going to get those guys to give us more brussels sprouts?
Turtle #2: I don't know. Go fart in the water level detector. See what that will do.
6 posted on
12/29/2006 10:17:22 AM PST by
samtheman
(The Democrats are the DhimmiGods of the New Religion of PC)
To: Ancesthntr
Must have been Shell Gas.
To: Ancesthntr
9 posted on
12/29/2006 10:26:30 AM PST by
labette
(Through Him all things were made; without Him nothing was made ...)
To: Ancesthntr
Didn't know Ted Kennedy was visiting that aquarium.
10 posted on
12/29/2006 10:27:28 AM PST by
navyguy
(We don't need more youth. What we need is a fountain of SMART.)
To: Ancesthntr
The turtle blamed the dogfish.
14 posted on
12/29/2006 10:32:24 AM PST by
Redcloak
(Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
To: Ancesthntr
it would make a cute short story. I can just see her sitting there a bit worried watching the turtle and then poof, one bubble, poof, two bubble, and the look on her face, which must have been priceless--and no one around to laugh with, but her sitting there laughing all alone--the turtle farting away nonchalantly. Poor guy, it must 'av hurt a bit with all that noxious gas.
15 posted on
12/29/2006 10:35:58 AM PST by
GOP Poet
To: Ancesthntr
Affects my brother the same way.
17 posted on
12/29/2006 10:59:44 AM PST by
Chickensoup
(If you don't go to the holy war, the holy war will come to you.)
To: Ancesthntr
Fire alarm yet a high water level sensor? Seems contradictory. Fire and water do not tend to play well together.
19 posted on
12/29/2006 11:12:21 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, now more than ever my FRiends.)
To: Ancesthntr
You're pretty darn bad off when the best thing you have to look forward to is Brussels Sprouts for Christmas!
That fact itself makes me feel better as I sit here eating my green bean casserole. I'm a High Roller, baby!!!
23 posted on
12/29/2006 7:02:41 PM PST by
djf
(All illegal aliens deserve a free ride - a bus ticket to Washington, DC.)
To: Ancesthntr; wazoo1031; ErnBatavia
"As I watched, a few large bubbles emerged from beneath him and rose to the surface next to the tube. Straight away, I realised what must have happened. Cool BEANS! ;-)
24 posted on
12/29/2006 8:20:33 PM PST by
Allegra
(Vote Dulcie / Finbar 2008)
To: Ancesthntr
My brother used to have a fifth wheel camper he kept parked above a river in the NC mountains. When my kids were little we'd visit and they'd run to the methane detector whenever they had to cut one. Hilarity ensued every time there was a BEEP BEEP BEEP!
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