[Lazamataz]

The world sits on the back of a turtle.

Ergo, global warming is caused by turtle farts.

[martin_fierro]

The world sits on the back of a turtle.

Naah.

Nut gives birth to the Sun-god daily and he passes over her body until he reaches her mouth at sunset. He then passes into her mouth and through her body and is reborn the next morning.

It ain't pretty.

[Not now, Not ever!]

The world sits on the back of a turtle. Ergo, global warming is caused by turtle farts.

No, its cow farts, haven't you heard the new line?

"Every time a cow farts, a Polar bear goes through the ice"