Some news stories are just too fantastic to be true. This is one of them....LOL.
1 posted on
12/19/2006 8:46:15 PM PST by
indcons
To: Slings and Arrows
They just don't make it like they used to.
2 posted on
12/19/2006 8:48:51 PM PST by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: indcons
Reminds me of a short lived show I used to love called America's Dumbest Criminals. I don't usually go in for reality shows but that one was a gem.
I do agree with the crack head, though. That the cops should have arrested the drug dealer too.
3 posted on
12/19/2006 8:54:17 PM PST by
Duke Nukum
(To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
To: indcons
Reaves, even after she was booked, told police they should find the drug seller and get her money back on the grounds that there was wax mixed in with the crack. This is the funniest part. Even after she's arrested, she's still trying to convince them to get her money back!
4 posted on
12/19/2006 8:54:19 PM PST by
B Knotts
(Newt '08!)
To: indcons
CrazyLady to Cop - "Dis Crack is Wack....Now Go Get My Monies Back"
5 posted on
12/19/2006 8:58:09 PM PST by
BossLady
(Islamic Motto: We Love Our Women To Death........)
To: indcons
A crack whore with high standards.
Humph.
6 posted on
12/19/2006 9:03:47 PM PST by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: indcons
To: indcons
OOops. Sorry. I have no evidence she is a prostitute.
8 posted on
12/19/2006 9:11:19 PM PST by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: indcons
Well, like they say, caveat emptor...
10 posted on
12/19/2006 9:15:33 PM PST by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: indcons; LdSentinal
Tyrone Biggums has found his soulmate. ;-)
11 posted on
12/19/2006 9:24:35 PM PST by
fieldmarshaldj
(Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
To: indcons; TaxRelief; Constitution Day; Alia
14 posted on
12/19/2006 10:51:30 PM PST by
upchuck
(How to win the WOT? Simple: set our rules of engagement to at least match those of our enemy.)
To: indcons
A woman who tried to get her money back by complaining to police in Florida about the dealer who sold her poor quality crack cocaine ended up behind bars. Who says smoking crack impairs cognitive functions?
15 posted on
12/20/2006 12:27:55 AM PST by
ARepublicanForAllReasons
(I hereby pledge to endeavor to eliminate most sarcasm from my posts... (NOT!))
To: indcons
Palatka is a serious rural and ignorant area of Florida. Initially I just knew this moron was from there, Glad to see somewhere else produces stupids too.
16 posted on
12/20/2006 2:40:26 AM PST by
Joe Boucher
(an enemy of islam)
To: indcons
People like this challenge the judicial system. No problem in finding them guilty,...now just where the hell do you place them?
In jail? They'll probably continue to nag the other inmates about other injustices in the slammer to point they will get their head cracked open. So it might not do the most good, i.e. mix one nag with one sadomasochist and we merely exasperate both problems and add a cleanup on aisle 4.
Let them out on their own recognizance? Maybe, they probably create sufficient misery on their own to simply not mess with them. They will penalize themselves by their own thinking and behavior. Do they pose a threat to others? hard to tell.
Maybe they should be sent to Hillary's district.
21 posted on
12/20/2006 4:59:19 AM PST by
Cvengr
To: indcons
Phew!
I thought this was an indecent exposure charge about a plumber walking by!
27 posted on
12/20/2006 7:42:05 AM PST by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: indcons
hummmm dope........ sorry I thought it was a personal hygiene problem.
39 posted on
12/20/2006 2:04:00 PM PST by
Ditter
To: indcons
Woman complains to cop about bad crack>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Well you know its that time of year, sit on a cold park bench, and then its chilblains or worse.
Bad cracks are a curse of New England winters.
Petroleum jelly is often a necessity, or baby powder.
I too complained to a cop about it the other day, and he said,"Just try sitting on a cold cruiser all day!"
Yes, our police officers know all about bad crack.
40 posted on
12/20/2006 3:33:24 PM PST by
Candor7
(Into Liberal flatulance goes the best hope of the West, and who wants to be a smart feller?)
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