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Some news stories are just too fantastic to be true. This is one of them....LOL.
1 posted on 12/19/2006 8:46:15 PM PST by indcons
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To: Slings and Arrows

They just don't make it like they used to.


2 posted on 12/19/2006 8:48:51 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: indcons

Reminds me of a short lived show I used to love called America's Dumbest Criminals. I don't usually go in for reality shows but that one was a gem.

I do agree with the crack head, though. That the cops should have arrested the drug dealer too.


3 posted on 12/19/2006 8:54:17 PM PST by Duke Nukum (To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
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To: indcons
Reaves, even after she was booked, told police they should find the drug seller and get her money back on the grounds that there was wax mixed in with the crack.

This is the funniest part. Even after she's arrested, she's still trying to convince them to get her money back!

4 posted on 12/19/2006 8:54:19 PM PST by B Knotts (Newt '08!)
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To: indcons

CrazyLady to Cop - "Dis Crack is Wack....Now Go Get My Monies Back"


5 posted on 12/19/2006 8:58:09 PM PST by BossLady (Islamic Motto: We Love Our Women To Death........)
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To: indcons

A crack whore with high standards.


Humph.


6 posted on 12/19/2006 9:03:47 PM PST by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: indcons

7 posted on 12/19/2006 9:10:17 PM PST by LdSentinal
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To: indcons

OOops. Sorry. I have no evidence she is a prostitute.


8 posted on 12/19/2006 9:11:19 PM PST by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: indcons

Well, like they say, caveat emptor...


10 posted on 12/19/2006 9:15:33 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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To: indcons; LdSentinal

Tyrone Biggums has found his soulmate. ;-)


11 posted on 12/19/2006 9:24:35 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
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To: indcons; TaxRelief; Constitution Day; Alia

NC Ping?


14 posted on 12/19/2006 10:51:30 PM PST by upchuck (How to win the WOT? Simple: set our rules of engagement to at least match those of our enemy.)
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To: indcons
A woman who tried to get her money back by complaining to police in Florida about the dealer who sold her poor quality crack cocaine ended up behind bars.

Who says smoking crack impairs cognitive functions?

15 posted on 12/20/2006 12:27:55 AM PST by ARepublicanForAllReasons (I hereby pledge to endeavor to eliminate most sarcasm from my posts... (NOT!))
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To: indcons

Palatka is a serious rural and ignorant area of Florida. Initially I just knew this moron was from there, Glad to see somewhere else produces stupids too.


16 posted on 12/20/2006 2:40:26 AM PST by Joe Boucher (an enemy of islam)
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To: indcons

People like this challenge the judicial system. No problem in finding them guilty,...now just where the hell do you place them?

In jail? They'll probably continue to nag the other inmates about other injustices in the slammer to point they will get their head cracked open. So it might not do the most good, i.e. mix one nag with one sadomasochist and we merely exasperate both problems and add a cleanup on aisle 4.

Let them out on their own recognizance? Maybe, they probably create sufficient misery on their own to simply not mess with them. They will penalize themselves by their own thinking and behavior. Do they pose a threat to others? hard to tell.

Maybe they should be sent to Hillary's district.


21 posted on 12/20/2006 4:59:19 AM PST by Cvengr
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To: indcons

Phew!

I thought this was an indecent exposure charge about a plumber walking by!


27 posted on 12/20/2006 7:42:05 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: indcons

hummmm dope........ sorry I thought it was a personal hygiene problem.


39 posted on 12/20/2006 2:04:00 PM PST by Ditter
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To: indcons
Woman complains to cop about bad crack>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Well you know its that time of year, sit on a cold park bench, and then its chilblains or worse.

Bad cracks are a curse of New England winters.

Petroleum jelly is often a necessity, or baby powder.

I too complained to a cop about it the other day, and he said,"Just try sitting on a cold cruiser all day!"

Yes, our police officers know all about bad crack.

40 posted on 12/20/2006 3:33:24 PM PST by Candor7 (Into Liberal flatulance goes the best hope of the West, and who wants to be a smart feller?)
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