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Woman complains to cop about bad crack
UPI ^
| 12/19/06
| UPI
Posted on 12/19/2006 8:46:13 PM PST by indcons
PALATKA, Fla., Dec. 19 (UPI) -- A woman who tried to get her money back by complaining to police in Florida about the dealer who sold her poor quality crack cocaine ended up behind bars.
Eloise Reaves of North Carolina lodged her complaint with a Putnam County deputy sheriff who was responding to a call to a convenience store, WJXT-TV in Jacksonville reported. Deputy Jeffrey Pedrick warned her that if the stuff tested positive for cocaine she would be arrested.
Reaves, even after she was booked, told police they should find the drug seller and get her money back on the grounds that there was wax mixed in with the crack. She was later freed on bail.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crackaddict; darwinawardnominee; dummieintraining
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Some news stories are just too fantastic to be true. This is one of them....LOL.
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posted on
12/19/2006 8:46:15 PM PST
by
indcons
To: Slings and Arrows
They just don't make it like they used to.
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posted on
12/19/2006 8:48:51 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: indcons
Reminds me of a short lived show I used to love called America's Dumbest Criminals. I don't usually go in for reality shows but that one was a gem.
I do agree with the crack head, though. That the cops should have arrested the drug dealer too.
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posted on
12/19/2006 8:54:17 PM PST
by
Duke Nukum
(To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
To: indcons
Reaves, even after she was booked, told police they should find the drug seller and get her money back on the grounds that there was wax mixed in with the crack. This is the funniest part. Even after she's arrested, she's still trying to convince them to get her money back!
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posted on
12/19/2006 8:54:19 PM PST
by
B Knotts
(Newt '08!)
To: indcons
CrazyLady to Cop - "Dis Crack is Wack....Now Go Get My Monies Back"
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posted on
12/19/2006 8:58:09 PM PST
by
BossLady
(Islamic Motto: We Love Our Women To Death........)
To: indcons
A crack whore with high standards.
Humph.
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posted on
12/19/2006 9:03:47 PM PST
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: indcons
To: indcons
OOops. Sorry. I have no evidence she is a prostitute.
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posted on
12/19/2006 9:11:19 PM PST
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: B Knotts
She's a savvy consumer who knows her rights ;)
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posted on
12/19/2006 9:13:43 PM PST
by
indcons
To: indcons
Well, like they say, caveat emptor...
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posted on
12/19/2006 9:15:33 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: indcons; LdSentinal
Tyrone Biggums has found his soulmate. ;-)
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posted on
12/19/2006 9:24:35 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
To: LdSentinal
Isn't this the one where he lectures schoolkids on the dangers of drugs while being high on coke?
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posted on
12/19/2006 9:35:00 PM PST
by
indcons
To: BossLady
This sounds like the guy who called the police to report his marijuana being stolen.
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posted on
12/19/2006 10:32:34 PM PST
by
boop
(Now Greg, you know I don't like that WORD!)
To: indcons; TaxRelief; Constitution Day; Alia
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posted on
12/19/2006 10:51:30 PM PST
by
upchuck
(How to win the WOT? Simple: set our rules of engagement to at least match those of our enemy.)
To: indcons
A woman who tried to get her money back by complaining to police in Florida about the dealer who sold her poor quality crack cocaine ended up behind bars. Who says smoking crack impairs cognitive functions?
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posted on
12/20/2006 12:27:55 AM PST
by
ARepublicanForAllReasons
(I hereby pledge to endeavor to eliminate most sarcasm from my posts... (NOT!))
To: indcons
Palatka is a serious rural and ignorant area of Florida. Initially I just knew this moron was from there, Glad to see somewhere else produces stupids too.
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posted on
12/20/2006 2:40:26 AM PST
by
Joe Boucher
(an enemy of islam)
To: upchuck; Constitution Day; TaxRelief; 100%FEDUP; 2ndMostConservativeBrdMember; ~Vor~; A2J; ...
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posted on
12/20/2006 4:01:04 AM PST
by
Alia
To: Alia
What's really sad is that I know where Palatka is, but didn't realize this was an NC ping until after I read the article...My wife and I were laughing about this Palatkastani crackhead, and it turns out she's from HERE!
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posted on
12/20/2006 4:21:32 AM PST
by
Bat_Chemist
(Ecclesiastes 10:2, NIV)
To: Bat_Chemist
It caught me off guard, too. The complainant was "visiting" Palatka, FLA, it appears. There's not much to the article, so, we'll have to imagine she purchased from someone in Palatka. Went back to her temp digs, tried the merchandise, and complainted to FLA authorities about bad merchandise. One can only wonder why she didn't contact the Better Business Bureau in FLA, eh?
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posted on
12/20/2006 4:32:19 AM PST
by
Alia
To: BossLady
"CrazyLady to Cop - "Dis Crack is Wack....Now Go Get My Monies Back"HYSTERICAL!
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posted on
12/20/2006 4:49:51 AM PST
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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