[MadIvan]

Gods, what a nightmare.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[ladtx]

Louise is now controlling it with steroids...

Hmm - Thinking you are French and controlling it with steroids seems appropriate, although I would throw in shot or two of testosterone just to make sure it doesn't happen again.

[Hatteras]

A hired local contractor says though, it will take some time, weeks even, before they can get that cheesey smell out of the house...

[nevergore]

Not mentioned in the article was the first signs her friends noticed was she stopped bathing.....

[Miss Marple]

I am astounded that there is an actual mental disorder in which someone believes she is French.

Is there another disorder for one in which people believe they are Italians, and another for Germans, etc? Just curious.

[Mrs Ivan]

ROFLOL!!!

[ClearCase_guy]

Years ago I tried to live as a Frenchman. But the effort was great and I eventually gave up.

/rimshot

[nonliberal]

I can tell you for a fact that this woman is NOT French. She is from "Bath." Ze French want nothing to do with a bath.

[trumandogz]

Gods, what a nightmare

What are you talking about? If tomorrow morning my British wife were to wake up talking French, acting French, cooking French and having sex like or even with a French woman I would be ecstatic!

[aShepard]

She must'a forgotten to shave her underarms!

[GVnana]

OMG I'm French!

ROTFLMPO!

[Ditter]

I have a similar disease, I think I am a Texan. I have a Texas accent and I brag that my family has been here since the 1820's. It's really sad. I even have a cowboy hat and boots in my closet. I need help!

[freedomlover]

She said: "It was a really tough time for my family. At one point my sister discovered I had phoned all my friends and told them to come and visit me in Paris. She had to ring them all back to explain what had happened."

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That sounds familiar except French wine was involved.

Not that I would know.

[Perdogg]

I thought I was Swedish once. I got up one morning and decided to wear socks with sandals.

[Hegemony Cricket]

Should we send, perhaps, a "Get Welsh Soon" card?

[Oberon]

The local army depot reported that she showed up and surrendered to them on seventeen separate occasions...

[The_Victor]

There was a time when being nuts didn't have a named syndrome.

[Dan Middleton]

Words and Music by Joe Ely


My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She plays a spanish guitar
At the coffee bar
She's takin' self-defence
My Baby Thinks She's French

She like the rose perfume
In the afternoon with her chocolate mints
She thinks she's French she likes to kiss and kiss
Her Flame is hard to Quench!

My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She drive a citroen car
She sings me Ooo wa wa
She's prone to accidents
My Baby Thinks She's French


Well its Paris this
And its Paris that, it makes me cringe
She thinks she's French she likes to kiss and kiss
Her Flame is hard to quench!

My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She reads Madamoselle
and when the clock strikes twelve
she wants to give me a pinch.....
My Baby Thinks She's French

She's a Texas doll
She likes shopping malls where the mood is French
With a southern drawl
They say come back y'all
and they never even flench!

My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She wants to start a fire
In the Eifel Tower
She's lost all common sense!!
My Baby Thinks She's French


She likes the Moulin Rouge
when the sun shines thru
she seldom squints....

she breeds magnificence

[ikka]

She had been in France four years before becoming one of only four people in Britain, and 200 in the world, to be diagnosed with Susac's syndrome.

And how many of these French wanna-be's work at the US State Deparment?

[Vanders9]

Oh yeah thats terrible!