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Stressed woman thought she was French
Ananova ^ | December 12, 2006 | Staff

Posted on 12/12/2006 5:17:04 AM PST by MadIvan

A Bath woman convinced herself she was French after she developed a rare disorder.

Louise Clarke, 30, a recruitment consultant, babbled away in French for weeks, according to the Sun.

She demanded croissants, rang her pals to tell them she was living in Paris and even invited them over.

Louise said: "It might sound funny to others, but suddenly thinking you are French is terrifying."

She had been in France four years before becoming one of only four people in Britain, and 200 in the world, to be diagnosed with Susac's syndrome.

The brain disorder, which can be brought on by stress, is thought to affect blood vessels leading to the brain, ears and eyes and can scramble memories.

Louise is now controlling it with steroids and other medication and has been told it can last up to five years.

She said: "It was a really tough time for my family. At one point my sister discovered I had phoned all my friends and told them to come and visit me in Paris. She had to ring them all back to explain what had happened."


TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: france; identitycrisis; uk
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To: Miss Marple
There's definitely a lot of Susac's Syndrome loose in the top rungs of the professional federal bureaucracy, and now the House of Representatives leadership.
21 posted on 12/12/2006 5:52:57 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: ClearCase_guy
But the effort was great and I eventually gave up.

On the contrary. If you gave up, you are French.

22 posted on 12/12/2006 5:53:11 AM PST by SampleMan (Islamic tolerance is practiced by killing you last.)
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To: MadIvan
Yes, you are right, you can always find someone worse off than you. (A NYer SHUDDER)
23 posted on 12/12/2006 5:53:17 AM PST by Ditter
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To: Ditter

That's a Texabotomy; if you live here for more than a year, They track you down and inject Lone Star and Shiner Bock directly into your brain.
Thank god They haven't caught me yet...


24 posted on 12/12/2006 5:54:39 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
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To: MadIvan

She said: "It was a really tough time for my family. At one point my sister discovered I had phoned all my friends and told them to come and visit me in Paris. She had to ring them all back to explain what had happened."



That sounds familiar except French wine was involved.

Not that I would know.


25 posted on 12/12/2006 5:59:16 AM PST by freedomlover (Sorry, a tagline occurred. The tagline has been logged.)
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To: MadIvan
I thought I was Swedish once. I got up one morning and decided to wear socks with sandals.
26 posted on 12/12/2006 5:59:45 AM PST by Perdogg (I'm Perdogg and I approved this message)
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To: MadIvan

Should we send, perhaps, a "Get Welsh Soon" card?


27 posted on 12/12/2006 6:00:56 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (Attn. CBS Evening News chief: "Be a Hero - Save the World From this Cheerleader")
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To: muawiyah
"There's definitely a lot of Susac's Syndrome loose in the top rungs of the professional federal bureaucracy, and now the House of Representatives leadership."

Yes, but they don't suffer from it - the rest of us do...
28 posted on 12/12/2006 6:03:21 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (Attn. CBS Evening News chief: "Be a Hero - Save the World From this Cheerleader")
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To: MadIvan

The local army depot reported that she showed up and surrendered to them on seventeen separate occasions...


29 posted on 12/12/2006 6:11:47 AM PST by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: MadIvan
There was a time when being nuts didn't have a named syndrome.
30 posted on 12/12/2006 6:15:19 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Miss Marple
I don't think the syndrome makes everyone think they are French. That is just the form it took with this particular woman, as she had spent time in France.
31 posted on 12/12/2006 6:16:14 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: MadIvan

Words and Music by Joe Ely


My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She plays a spanish guitar
At the coffee bar
She's takin' self-defence
My Baby Thinks She's French

She like the rose perfume
In the afternoon with her chocolate mints
She thinks she's French she likes to kiss and kiss
Her Flame is hard to Quench!

My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She drive a citroen car
She sings me Ooo wa wa
She's prone to accidents
My Baby Thinks She's French


Well its Paris this
And its Paris that, it makes me cringe
She thinks she's French she likes to kiss and kiss
Her Flame is hard to quench!

My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She reads Madamoselle
and when the clock strikes twelve
she wants to give me a pinch.....
My Baby Thinks She's French

She's a Texas doll
She likes shopping malls where the mood is French
With a southern drawl
They say come back y'all
and they never even flench!

My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She wants to start a fire
In the Eifel Tower
She's lost all common sense!!
My Baby Thinks She's French


She likes the Moulin Rouge
when the sun shines thru
she seldom squints....

she breeds magnificence


32 posted on 12/12/2006 6:29:16 AM PST by Dan Middleton (Radio...Free...Mars)
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To: MadIvan
She had been in France four years before becoming one of only four people in Britain, and 200 in the world, to be diagnosed with Susac's syndrome.

And how many of these French wanna-be's work at the US State Deparment?

33 posted on 12/12/2006 6:34:09 AM PST by ikka
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To: MadIvan

Oh yeah thats terrible!


34 posted on 12/12/2006 7:25:55 AM PST by Vanders9
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To: MadIvan

God, what a dilema. You wake up one morning to find out you've surrendered.....but you've no idea to whom or why.


35 posted on 12/12/2006 7:26:14 AM PST by martel
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To: Hegemony Cricket
Should we send, perhaps, a "Get Welsh Soon" card?

Rimshot!

36 posted on 12/12/2006 7:48:55 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (We need to crush the Iraq Study Group like we crushed Harriet Miers. Let fly!)
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To: Miss Marple
I am astounded that there is an actual mental disorder in which someone believes she is French. Is there another disorder for one in which people believe they are Italians, and another for Germans, etc? Just curious.

No, Susac's doesn't make you French; Susac's just means you have encephalopathy, blocked arteries behind your eyes, and some level of hearing loss occurring all at the same time. It's the encephalopathy (essentially a catchall term for "brain damage") that lead her to be French. :)

37 posted on 12/12/2006 1:01:05 PM PST by Dont Mention the War (Giuliani '08: Why not p. o. BOTH sides?)
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To: MadIvan

Death first!


38 posted on 12/12/2006 2:21:57 PM PST by LibKill (ENOUGH! Take the warning labels off everything and let Saint Darwin do his job.)
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To: MadIvan
Louise said: "It might sound funny to others, but suddenly thinking you are French is terrifying."

I could imagine. That's about as bad as leprosy.

39 posted on 12/12/2006 2:22:46 PM PST by RockinRight (Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. He's a Socialist. And unqualified.)
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To: MadIvan

~snorrfle!~ You might have pinged me, mais non, ce n'est pas le moment, eh?


40 posted on 12/12/2006 3:39:28 PM PST by Froufrou
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