1 posted on
12/10/2006 2:52:26 PM PST by
Howlin
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Because we all need a big laugh...
2 posted on
12/10/2006 2:54:04 PM PST by
Howlin
(40 days to Destin!)
To: Howlin
The funniest thing I've heard in ages. Thanks howlin!!!!!!!!
It's definitely gonna get passed around...
7 posted on
12/10/2006 3:03:13 PM PST by
eleni121
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To: Howlin
I pulled a similar one a few years back. A telemarketer call during dinner...I told them that I was a Special Agent from the ATF and that I was serving a search warrant at Mr. TankerKC's house...I asked them the nature of their business with TKC. They hung up and my kids got a hell of a laugh.
9 posted on
12/10/2006 3:05:20 PM PST by
TankerKC
(When I think about me, I touch myself.)
To: Howlin
LMAO.....thanks for the laugh
11 posted on
12/10/2006 3:07:11 PM PST by
mystery-ak
(My Son, My Soldier, My Hero........God Speed Jonathan......)
To: Howlin
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard!
13 posted on
12/10/2006 3:07:54 PM PST by
Jean S
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14 posted on
12/10/2006 3:08:22 PM PST by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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16 posted on
12/10/2006 3:08:56 PM PST by
uglybiker
(Don't look at me. I didn't make you stupid.)
To: Howlin
That had me absolutely...howlin :)
17 posted on
12/10/2006 3:09:36 PM PST by
Bahbah
(Regev, Goldwasser and Shalit, we are praying for you)
To: Howlin
Outstanding. Great post.
As much fun as that might be to do...I'm too lazy. I screen all calls through the answering machine. Easier that way.
22 posted on
12/10/2006 3:11:03 PM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(The way that you wander is the way that you choose. The day that you tarry is the day that you lose.)
To: Howlin
HA HA HA, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Thanks, TPD
23 posted on
12/10/2006 3:11:41 PM PST by
ThreePuttinDude
()...On 9-11 & 7-7 Islamic missionaries came a callin'.....()
To: Howlin
Ha ha ha. Thanks Howlin for making my day! I laughed my arse off. Now I'm going to send it to a few folks I know.
24 posted on
12/10/2006 3:12:22 PM PST by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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This is absolutely priceless! Thanks for the laugh!
31 posted on
12/10/2006 3:20:02 PM PST by
proudofthesouth
(Mao said that power comes at the point of a rifle; I say FREEDOM does.)
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33 posted on
12/10/2006 3:27:34 PM PST by
mom4kittys
(If velvet could sing, it would sound like Josh Groban)
To: Howlin
Oh, my. And I thought I was having fun by telling the guy I'm glad he called and trying to sell him a commercial property. I ask for his social security number, net worth, amount of down payment available, etc. Pretty soon, they typically say, "Okay, I get it. I won't call again."
34 posted on
12/10/2006 3:29:26 PM PST by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: Howlin
This is a hoot. Thanks for the post.
37 posted on
12/10/2006 3:34:56 PM PST by
Texagirl4W
(Jesus came to forgive sin, not to accept sin.)
To: Howlin
I believe I've heard this guy before, and he's hysterical, but this may have topped it. Normally, if I get a telemarketer, I'll tell them I just got home from work and dinner's on the table. Then, they'll normally offer to call back at a more convenient time. My response is always the same: "Give me your name and home number, and I'll call back sometime tonight to discuss this latest 'offer' with you personally."
Stops them in their tracks everytime...
39 posted on
12/10/2006 3:39:59 PM PST by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
To: Howlin
I can't stop laughing. I nearly had an accident when he asked him if he was his lover.
40 posted on
12/10/2006 3:44:26 PM PST by
marajade
(Yes, I'm a SW freak!)
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42 posted on
12/10/2006 4:38:50 PM PST by
steve-b
(It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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You're giving me ideas ... :)
43 posted on
12/10/2006 4:46:08 PM PST by
BunnySlippers
(Never Forget / SAY YES TO RUDY !!!)
To: Howlin
Hysterical!!
Had to send that to all my friends. I laughed so hard, I cried.
44 posted on
12/10/2006 5:01:45 PM PST by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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