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How to Handle a Telemarketer
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| December 10, 2007
Posted on 12/10/2006 2:52:23 PM PST by Howlin
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; telemarketers
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I love it when they "out" themselves like that.
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:10:50 PM PST
by
Howlin
(40 days to Destin!)
To: Howlin
Outstanding. Great post.
As much fun as that might be to do...I'm too lazy. I screen all calls through the answering machine. Easier that way.
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:11:03 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(The way that you wander is the way that you choose. The day that you tarry is the day that you lose.)
To: Howlin
HA HA HA, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Thanks, TPD
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:11:41 PM PST
by
ThreePuttinDude
()...On 9-11 & 7-7 Islamic missionaries came a callin'.....()
To: Howlin
Ha ha ha. Thanks Howlin for making my day! I laughed my arse off. Now I'm going to send it to a few folks I know.
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:12:22 PM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
To: OldFriend
Much better today, thanks for asking...but I am feeling tired.
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:13:02 PM PST
by
onyx
(I'm now a minority and victim of the democrats, but with full and free entitlements!)
To: Howlin
That IS pretty funny. LOL. And yes, we sure needed a laugh because it's nearly impossible to find one around FR these days.
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:13:22 PM PST
by
Peach
(The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they captured or killed.)
To: Peach
To: TankerKC
I liked what my sister did when the light bulb person called with an offer of light bulbs that would last five years.
She told the person that she had ordered a whole case of these particular bulbs last year and for them to please call her back in four years.
To: Tijeras_Slim
From your lips to God's ears.
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:16:54 PM PST
by
Peach
(The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they captured or killed.)
To: Howlin
I
want to say that I heard him on Art Bell one night a few years ago, but I'm not sure.
I might be confusing him with they guy with the wacky 911 calls.
30
posted on
12/10/2006 3:19:49 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(Don't look at me. I didn't make you stupid.)
To: Howlin; Normal4me
This is absolutely priceless! Thanks for the laugh!
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:20:02 PM PST
by
proudofthesouth
(Mao said that power comes at the point of a rifle; I say FREEDOM does.)
To: Howlin
I'm howling, Howlin! LOLOLOL!!! Thanks!
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:26:58 PM PST
by
Carolinamom
("I don't have time to be fingerpointing." ---President George W. Bush)
To: Howlin
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:27:34 PM PST
by
mom4kittys
(If velvet could sing, it would sound like Josh Groban)
To: Howlin
Oh, my. And I thought I was having fun by telling the guy I'm glad he called and trying to sell him a commercial property. I ask for his social security number, net worth, amount of down payment available, etc. Pretty soon, they typically say, "Okay, I get it. I won't call again."
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:29:26 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: Howlin
It's just as funny the THIRD time I listened to it. LOL
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:33:31 PM PST
by
Carolinamom
("I don't have time to be fingerpointing." ---President George W. Bush)
To: Howlin
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:34:13 PM PST
by
firewalk
To: Howlin
This is a hoot. Thanks for the post.
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:34:56 PM PST
by
Texagirl4W
(Jesus came to forgive sin, not to accept sin.)
To: Howlin
That was absolutely hilarious. Thank you.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:38:53 PM PST
by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: Howlin
I believe I've heard this guy before, and he's hysterical, but this may have topped it. Normally, if I get a telemarketer, I'll tell them I just got home from work and dinner's on the table. Then, they'll normally offer to call back at a more convenient time. My response is always the same: "Give me your name and home number, and I'll call back sometime tonight to discuss this latest 'offer' with you personally."
Stops them in their tracks everytime...
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posted on
12/10/2006 3:39:59 PM PST
by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
To: Howlin
I can't stop laughing. I nearly had an accident when he asked him if he was his lover.
40
posted on
12/10/2006 3:44:26 PM PST
by
marajade
(Yes, I'm a SW freak!)
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