Kajagoogoo was once a pop music sensation!
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Men's swim teams used to wear one piece women's bathing suits.
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Click the Picture Upper Class Twit of the Year
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Not those wacky Carter Years.
Kajagoogoo. OMG...and people thought Motley Crue looked gay? All the while having Kajagoogoo cranked up in their cars...
This thread is SO BOSS!!
Considering I graduated high school a little over two years ago--much of what was in style then remains today...
"I browsed through my middle and high school yearbooks recently, while drinking cold, depreciating mugs of Pigs Eye beer"
It's a little early to do that here--but I certainly do know the feeling...8^)
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse. You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
Good evening, I'm Lou Dobbs and this is Moneyline.
In a recent incident involving Muslim Imams being expelled for what has been called "Disruptive behavior", CAIR, the Council on American Islamic Relations has called for a boycott by Muslims of US Airways.
We are joined tonight by the Chairman, President and Chief Executive Officer for US Airways, Mr. Doug Parker. Thank you for joining us tonight on Moneyline Mr. Parker
Well thanks for having me on to speak about this very important subject Lou; it’s my pleasure to be here.
Here also to present the other side is Council on American Islamic Relations spokesman Mr. Nihad Awad.
Welcome to Moneyline Mr. Awad.
Thank you Lou, Peace be unto you.
Let’s go first to you Mr. Parker, what is US Airways position on the events of that flight?
Well Lou, as you know, we at US Airways number one priority is keeping our customers safe. If anything, the flight crew was just taking every precaution for all the passengers.
What do you say Mr. Awad. And by the way, I have to say, I have never met anyone whose name fit them so very well.
Thank you Lou, and again, peace be upon you. The position of CAIR and all Muslims is that if the other passengers cannot grasp that shouting Allah’s name, peace be unto him, as they are boarding the aircraft, moving suspiciously about the cabin, asking for seatbelt extensions they do not need and praising Osama bin Laden while criticizing the criminal United States Government shortly before take off is just a normal and natural part of Islamic culture. If the bigoted and racist passengers cannot grasp that all these activities were no threat, it is their problem.
Are you out of your friggen mind?
Not at all Lou. It should be obvious to anyone by now that it is the racist American public that is the root of all of these problems. If the American public would just accept ...
Now wait just a minute Mr. Awad.
If you will let me finish Lou, If the American public would just accept the superiority of Islamic culture all of these problems can be put behind us.
Riiiiight
CAIR is calling for a boycott by all Muslims worldwide against US Airways until they have apologized to the insult toward Islam and these Imams. The humiliation suffered by these holy men is almost beyond calculation. Fortunately, we have excellent accountants, and they, by the most amazing stroke of luck, have managed to calculate that their humiliation can be diminished to an acceptable level by a payment by US Airways in the amount of Seventeen Million, Five Hundred Fifty Two Thousand, Two Hundred and Eighty Seven Dollars and Sixty Two Cents.
And 62 cents?
Yes Lou, and 62 cents.
Riiiiight....
Thank you for that Mr. Awad, and again, congratulations on a most excellent name.
You're quite welcome Lou.
Back to you Mr. Parker.
You just heard what Mr. Awad had to say, they are calling for a world-wide boycott by all Muslims against US Airways until their financial demands have been met. What is US Airways position on their position?
Well Lou, as I said earlier, US Airways believes it acted in a manner that ensured the safety of all its passengers. Disruptive behavior will never be allowed on any flight by anyone. We have been inundated with letters of support from members of the flying public praising our actions. We stand by our decision.
How do you respond to the demands by CAIR for restitution to the Imams that were ejected from the flight?
Lou, here's the deal. We are a private company. We have the right to refuse service to anyone, and pretty much for any reason we like. We believe that if you make your fellow passengers nervous by your obnoxious behavior, you shouldn't be surprised when we kick your ass off the plane.
Seems pretty straight forward to me Mr. Parker. What about their call for a world-wide boycott of US Airways?
Well Lou, here's the deal. We have done studies showing that Muslims make up only 3% of our paying passengers. As a result of actions by members of that group, the allies of CAIR have cost the Airline approximately seventy three million dollars in increased costs for security and other expenses since Sept. 11. Our marketing department has given us some interesting proposals since this latest incident. I am pleased to announce that rather than pay off these guys, we are proud to declare ourselves to be the worlds first all non-Moslem airline. I know there will be the claim that El Al got there first but we are the first to have it as a company policy.
Let me get this straight, your airline is agreeing to the boycott?
Oh it is way more than agreement Lou, we are actively discouraging Moslems to fly with us period. We have done a cost benefit analysis and determined that it just isn't worth the bother.
Interesting concept....
My thanks to both of you for being on Moneyline tonight. Thank you again Mr. Parker for a fascinating discussion about a very innovative business decision and again Mr. Awad, great name you have there.
(Together) Thanks Lou.
In our next story, blogger knewshound discusses his legal problems concerning his recent column. We get reaction from the author himself from an undisclosed location
I'm Lou Dobbs and this is Moneyline.
Marty & prom date.
The other guy slipped on a banana peel.
