The police were absolutely heroic here. No further comment necessary.
To: Caipirabob
Alright...here it goes..."This is your gator. This is your gator on crackhead".
2 posted on
11/30/2006 9:39:54 AM PST by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Caipirabob
As if Florida doesn't have enough problems, why do they want to keep alligators around?
You can't shoot alligators, can you? I mean legally.
3 posted on
11/30/2006 9:43:29 AM PST by
ladyjane
To: Caipirabob
Naked man on crack when alligator attacked (Florida) Something if it happened during the day..I can see it now..kid asks parent.."Daddy..what is the alligator doing to that man?".."Just weeding out the stupid ones in nature..that is all dear."..
To: Caipirabob
To: Caipirabob
Okay that beats my post titled: Feds collect giant rats in Florida
6 posted on
11/30/2006 9:45:03 AM PST by
Redcitizen
(This tagline is 100 percent Trans Fat free)
To: Caipirabob
8 posted on
11/30/2006 9:47:17 AM PST by
gdani
(Save the cheerleader, save the world)
To: Caipirabob
The guy was naked?
I guess the 'gator wanted some crack, too...
9 posted on
11/30/2006 9:48:17 AM PST by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
To: Caipirabob
A trapper caught a nearly 12-foot, 600-pound alligator Wednesday afternoon that investigators think could have been the one involved in the attack because it was feeding near where Apgar was found, agency spokesman Gary Morse said. The animal was to be destroyed later. OK, but what will they do to the alligator???
12 posted on
11/30/2006 10:05:01 AM PST by
txroadkill
(how 'bout Dem Cowboys!!!)
To: Caipirabob
What happened to innocent until proven guilty?
It's an alleged alligator attack.
Let's get the aclu shipped out to the swamps asap, to prevent infringement of alligator rights.
14 posted on
11/30/2006 10:13:22 AM PST by
rawcatslyentist
(When true genius appears, know him by this sign: all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.)
To: Caipirabob
Oh come on now. All of us have been clamped in a gator's jaws high on crack and nakid at SOME point.....
16 posted on
11/30/2006 10:21:21 AM PST by
Hi Heels
(God bless you, ZM. Keep fighting.)
To: bmwcyle
Wonder how close Lakeland is to Gainesville?
19 posted on
11/30/2006 10:55:59 AM PST by
Apple Blossom
(...around here, city hall is something of a between meals snack.)
To: Joe Brower; Calpernia
To: Caipirabob
Attacked by an alligator while innocently naked and smoking crack. I HATE when that happens to me!
35 posted on
11/30/2006 12:07:32 PM PST by
Ditter
To: Caipirabob
LOL! I'm laughing at both the comments and the new keywords...I tried to be compassionate...for all of 2 seconds...really!
41 posted on
11/30/2006 12:33:48 PM PST by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Caipirabob
Why don't cops unload their weapons into the head of the alligator instead of "playing tug-a-war"?
51 posted on
11/30/2006 1:22:13 PM PST by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: RepoGirl; Larry Lucido
Judd said Apgar told deputies he had been smoking crack cocaine at the adjacent park, but it was unclear why he was naked or how he was attacked by the alligator.Comments, please.
57 posted on
11/30/2006 8:05:21 PM PST by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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