[lesser_satan]

Judd said Apgar told deputies he had been smoking crack cocaine at the adjacent park, but it was unclear why he was naked or how he was attacked by the alligator.

Comments, please.

[Larry Lucido]

I'd probably have said the same thing.

[RepoGirl]

I heard about this at the gym yesterday and was flabbergasted as to why this idiot was swimming in a lake at 4 in the morning.

The lakes here are so infested with the critters, that none of my triathlon buds want to go for outdoor swims.

But, all seriousness aside, this is just par for the course here in Florida. To borrow a quote from Steve Martin, "people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority..."

I love Florida.

[Fortran v2]

Sounds like a government grant ripe for the picking.
How soon does crack get into an alligators system after chomping on a naked crackhead and then impede the roll/kill used by gators? This has potential as gator repellant.

Of course, one might also seek a grant for the use of gators to prevent the use of crack?