(Vanity) Political Limericks 11-24-2006

grey_whiskers ^ | 11-24-2006 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

Today is a triple limerick day.

See for example this thread for limerick 1.

A lesbian couple gets married in Massachusetts but is now trying to get divorced in Rhode Island.

A lesbian couple divorce?
Their lawyer says, "Oh, but of course!"
If it's not because
of the Faith/Credit Clause
why are they in another state's courts?

I think the best solution is to allow any state to divorce gay couples, but none to *marry* them :-)

See for example this thread for limerick 2.

"One bad apple, it spoils the lot."
This is true much more often than not.
As a Swedish Moose found
when it got drunk and drowned.
Fell through the ice! Swim, it could not.

See for example this thread for limerick 3.

WARNING! ADULT TOPICS!

From Thailand, some news that's just sick
A Buddhist monk cuts off his d*ck
No ifs, ands, or buts
this guy is just nuts(*)
From Bangkok, not Phuket(**), this trick!

(*) inspired by post 30 in that thread. Thank you, octobersky. (**) inspired by post 11 in that thread. Thank you, OwenKellogg.

[grey_whiskers]

Several comments:

I guess, given the story, he was practicing TM. As in Transcendental Masturbation.

I guess "Thy rod and thy staff" DIDN'T comfort him too much.

"Prawing Euanontouch"--sounds like Pidgin English for -- "Praying You-A-Non-Touch".
Which seems highly appropriate.

Cheers!

Cheers!