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Women will laugh, men will wince at this story
Kansas.com ^
| November 14, 2006
| Stan Finger
Posted on 11/14/2006 10:06:19 PM PST by Graybeard58
Maybe it was karma.
Three men attempted to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over stereo speakers shortly before 4:45 p.m. Monday, Wichita police reported. One of the three pulled out a gun and fired it at the teen in the 1000 block of South Wichita.
The shot missed the teen. The shooter jammed the gun back into the waistband of his pants... and it went off.
The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe -- which caused the gun to fire again.
The second shot struck him in the left calf.
He walked into Via Christi Regional Medical Center's St. Francis campus seeking treatment, police said, and was later booked into the Sedgwick County Jail on suspicion of aggravated assault and aggravated attempted kidnapping.
His companions, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.
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To: Graybeard58
ROTFLOL!!!!! Causing him to cringe? That's all?!?!?
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:07:35 PM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Graybeard58
The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe Cringe? To say the least.
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:07:55 PM PST
by
Mr. Mojo
To: DaveLoneRanger
I know this is not technically an Armed Citizen ping but.....
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:08:42 PM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Mr. Mojo
"The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe."
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Bet he at least lost some of his mojo. :)
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:10:01 PM PST
by
traviskicks
(http://www.neoperspectives.com/optimism_nov8th.htm)
To: metmom
Lol, that's great! Now this moron can't procreate!
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:10:22 PM PST
by
derllak
To: Graybeard58
Self induced birth control for morons.....
7
posted on
11/14/2006 10:10:22 PM PST
by
nevergore
(?It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.?)
To: Graybeard58
Does the Darwin Award HAVE to be for people who've removed themselves from the gene pool by death? It doesn't count for other ways?
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:10:22 PM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Graybeard58
Yeeeowtch!!!!! This story causes me to both laugh AND cringe!
A candidate for a future Darwin award?
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:10:51 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: Graybeard58
He won't have the ba**s to do that again! :-)
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:11:04 PM PST
by
sourcery
To: Mr. Mojo
Could someone please define cringe, I thought I knew what it meant.
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:13:34 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Hello, can you read me yet?)
To: Graybeard58
Shot himself in the balls. That'll go over good when he's locked up.
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:13:44 PM PST
by
kinoxi
To: Graybeard58
The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe -- which caused the gun to fire again. Hahaha... A gun that fires when you cringe in the vicinity of it! No wonder liberals hate guns.
To: Graybeard58
I'll bet he didn't attend firearm class.
To: sourcery
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:15:53 PM PST
by
Vinny
(You can't compromise with evil.)
To: metmom
LOL! I'll bet that was the biggest cringe of his entire life.
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posted on
11/14/2006 10:16:29 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(Murtha still owes the Haditha Marines an apology-See DogMurtha.com.)
To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
To: Graybeard58
Why do I have the sudden urge to hear Tchaikovsky?
To: metmom; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Does the Darwin Award HAVE to be for people who've removed themselves from the gene pool by death?It does not. We have here a rare bird indeed - a living Darwin Award candidate.
To: Graybeard58
We called my brother's friend who was one short, 'one-nut'.
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