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Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks
MSNBC via AP ^
| 11/10/06
Posted on 11/10/2006 9:33:38 AM PST by Obadiah
LONDON - A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.
The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes’ gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.
The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.
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KEYWORDS: anarchist; briton; buttocks; firecracker; humor; suicidebombing; terrorist
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To: 4yearlurker
To: Obadiah
"other unspecified internal injuries"
The firecracker did some brain damage, obviously;)
To: Exeter
It's not the Scotch that does it, its that Irish Whiskey chaser, everytime.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:42:51 AM PST
by
ancient_geezer
(Don't reform it, Replace it.)
To: Obadiah
Guy Fawkes Barney Franks Day?
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:43:36 AM PST
by
meandog
(This is the day that the Lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it!)
To: Obadiah
Man, I was looking for some good news after the recent elections. This is it!
To: Obadiah
News Flash! Uranus explodes!
To: Nightshift
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:45:07 AM PST
by
tutstar
(Baptist ping list-freepmail to get on or off)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
The funniest word in the English language is buttocks That one's good, but I like "onomatopoeia."
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:45:15 AM PST
by
bannie
To: Obadiah
He really thinks he's hot sh!t.
To: Obadiah
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1735565/posts
No timw to hot link it
What IS going on??
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:45:58 AM PST
by
don-o
(Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
To: ancient_geezer
I nominate this guy for a Darwin Award Honorable Mention.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:46:00 AM PST
by
tgusa
(Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger .....)
To: Obadiah
Maybe this is the British answer to Preparation H. It doesn't cure the problem, but if you survive you'll never complain about your hemorrhoids again...
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:46:53 AM PST
by
Exeter
(If Life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!)
To: Obadiah
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:46:54 AM PST
by
DarthVader
(Conservatives aren't always right , but Liberals are almost always wrong.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
And the funniest name is Incontinentia Buttocks.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:47:06 AM PST
by
LIConFem
(Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
To: Obadiah
According to a BBC report on this incident, the hospital reported that he had a 'scorched colon' which has got to be a somewhat rare diagnosis.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:47:47 AM PST
by
SES1066
(Cycling to conserve, Conservative to save, Saving to Retire, will Retire to Cycle.)
To: Malacoda
"I bet that scorched squeakhole hair smells really, really bad."
Um... does it ever smell good??
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:48:20 AM PST
by
LIConFem
(Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
To: LIConFem
LOL! And she's married to Biggis D.... never mind.
To: Obadiah
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:51:04 AM PST
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: HitmanLV
Benny was taking more than fireworks up the arse, it seems.
To: BeHoldAPaleHorse
I've thought about it and maybe this is a good thing. Let these Dems get in and make @$$es out of themselves like we all know they will. Let them do what they will and America will see that they are not the way to go so come 2008 hopefully a Republican will be elected president and in 2010 we will regain power in the house and senate.
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